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Song Parodies -> "Small Peterville"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Small Peterville"

Parody Written by:

phogroian

The Lyrics

Downbeat lament about a beach bum slacker with not a lot going for him.
Nibblin on sponge cake
Watchin my nads bake
Two little goobers covered with oil
Strummin my sex thing
On my front porch swing
Smelly lil’ shrimp not beginnin to boil

Chorus:
Wastin’ away again in small Peterville
Searching for why my pecker is soft
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobodys fault

I don't know the reason
been like htis all season
Nothin to show but this brand of goo
But it's a real beauty
The mexican cooties
How they got here I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin away again in penisville
Searchin for my pecker is soft
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I whipped out my Cyclops
‘Started to flip-flop
Turn on my heels and cruise on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And I’ve got a bender
That frozen cold cock can’t help me hang on

Wastin away again in small Peterville
Searching for my pecker is soft
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault

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