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Song Parodies -> "Vaginaville"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Vaginaville"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Feedin' false notions,
And goin' thru motions,
This is the game plan,
As our marriage fades...
Hangin' together,
For kids, we'd rather
Fake our emotions,
And play skin charades...

Wastin' my time again,
Here in Vaginaville...
Dead as the flesh,
You'd find in a vault...
People may claim
That my affair..was..to..blame
(But) my wife knows...
It's her own damn fault..

Skippin' the floreplay,
Goin' the whore way,
Loveless trade-off
For bodily needs...
A cold act so frigid
It's not worth the rigid
Unlike old times when
The kids were just seeds...

Pokin' around again,
Here in Vaginaville...
Cold as the flesh,
You'd find in a vault...
Some folks may claim
That my affair..was..to..blame
But she knows...
It's her own damn fault..

My wife knows...
It's her own damn fault..











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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 16

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alvin - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
catchy title...looks like you rubbed SOMEBODY the wrong way though
John Barry - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
A trenchant commentary on marital bliss.
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!!!??? - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
!!!, but where is the last verse???
AFW - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...yeah..the ones?..still better than zeros...and thanks, John...and !!!???..I see Buffet did have another verse...well, let's not blow a gasket about it..we'll just call it a shorter version...
Old Man Ribber - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
A suggestion from another Jimmy Buffett song that might help - Why Don't You Get Drunk And Screw? ;D

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