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Song Parodies -> "Montezumaville"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Montezumaville"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

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Someone should have told Montezuma the best revenge is living well...
Scribblin' a postcard
From the hotel bar
Tellin' the folks of lessons I've learned
Guzzlin' my Mezcal
Missin' my best gal
All this rush to be nibblin' the worm

Wastin' my stay again in Montezumaville
Perchin' o'er a pot, achin' and blue
Stumbling, I claim that it's the water to blame
But I know it could be the booze

Munchin' on tacos
Tauntin' muchachos
Started to churn, had to head for the room
I chugged a whole bottle
Of pink Pepto-Bismol
Seekin' a cure for all of my gloom

Pasty and gray again in Montezumaville
Lurchin' forth, my tossed cookies are strewed
Crumbling, I claim that it's the sewage to blame
Then I think, "Hell, it could be the food"

[Instrumental break]

I crashed on my Moto
Trashed a DeSoto
Can't get laid, but I have an excuse
If by noon I got lucky
It soon would get yucky
Because my caboose is as loose as a goose

Chaste and dismayed again in Montezumaville
Hurtin', sore and cross, shakin' and tense
Dumbly I came to score a woman of shame
And I know I've got no damn sense

Yet, I'd come here again, I'm getting used to the pain
And I know I've got no damn sense

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Timmy1000 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Been there before; the commodes in Mexico look the same as in the US whenyour head's in it.
Andy Primus - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
So I presume that Mexican women of shame are better than the average American skanky street corner crackhead
blackjack21 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Try some Tums, here's 555 of 'em.
TJC - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Buffeted with laughter... some very clever turns of phrases here!
metaphorsbwithu - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Are you sure this is a parody? Very enjoyable and picturesque, even the worm chewing. *lol* 555
Tommy Turtle - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Two words from a veteran visitor: Bottled water. 555 bottles of it, to be exact. ... and there actually *is* some poetic justice in the expression, considering what the Spaniards did to Montezuma's people, no? :-)
Fiddlegirl - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL clever! :)
alvin - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...great title switch and concept

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