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Song Parodies -> "Walmartgreeterville"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

skippin' my lunch break
fun job for god's sake
hordes of them shoppers...enter in coils
open, the door swings
inside, the folks spring
on, they inch...the carpet, they soil

wastin' my day again in walmartgreeterville
tellin' all "hi" past, they assault
amity claimed...although i don't know their names
but i glow...when its near me, they vault

yeah, i know the reason
its discounts, they're seizin'
don't need "hello"...but its just what i do
this job's a beauty
i fulfill my duty
when they arrive...i know its my cue

wastin' my day again in walmartgreeterville
cruisin' past the wheels of a cart
i'll get no fame...but i don't feel its a shame
in they slink...and i hail as they dart

they ask, "where's the pop tarts?"
and if we have truck parts
hope they feel...i can tell where to roam
if she asks for blenders
i know where to send her
they need my make it like home

wastin' my day again in walmartgreeterville
even though some...will tease me or taunt
badge shows my they will know who to blame
there they go...its my store, they haunt

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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Patrick - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely done. Good take on something we don't normally think about.
Andria - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
As you probably remember, I too wrote a parody about Wal-Mart greeters, but it detailed how annoying they are and not how their workday is like you did. Great job, and I would honestly work in a coal mine than as a Wal-Mart greeter.
Christie Marie M - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I applied to Wal-Mart last month, but didn't hear from them for awhile. Anyways, I'd rather shop than work at Wal-Mart! Also nice to see you writing again! So how are things going at driving school? Good? Anyways, here's 5's on this parody!
Timmy1000 - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Biggest laugh of the day! Great title on this one.
DivaLasVegas - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey there Sir Alvin, ~The Mighty Duke oDice & Roads~ nice write, haven't seen a WalMart for a few days . . . just returned to ~SiliconValley~ from a lonnng Road Trip !
adagio - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
good job, alvin
2Eagle - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
The title alone is a hoot.
Guy - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Down here is South Texas the locals just call the place "Wally Martinez" - This is no joke. Attention WalMart shoppers - greeter Alvin Rhodes just got a 5 cent pay hike for being very greety. Keep it up Alvin and you may yet make that ever so coveted employee of the month with your smiling mug shot and all. Great write. Nice to see you on board here today.
AFW - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm sort of a Kmart fan..but this is a really good parody..unique topic and most creative title..
Fiddlegirl - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Alvin... helping us all to "Live Better"-- one parody at a time! And agree with 2Eagle: Title switch alone is worth 5s!
Mark Scotti - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Great song, there are some days when I feel like smacking them in the face, but the theme of a Jimmy Buffett song makes things peaceful again!!! Fives...
metaphorsbwithu - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Prices are falling but not your score. High fives all around.
Rex - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
No one should discount this parody. Love the title sub.
alvin - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks patrick...thanks andria..i remember that parody...i'd have to choose walmart over a coal mine though...i'm claustrophobic...thanks christie..yeah, me too...the driving school thing is keeping me awfully busy these days...its why i haven't been around much lately..thanks timmy...thanks DLV...thanks adagio...thanks 2eagle...thanks @ wally martinez...thanks AFW...thanks fiddlegirl...thanks mark...indeed...thanks metaphorsbwithu...thanks rex
adagio - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin...I THOUGHT this site was missing something...twas you. : ) Welcome back
Red Ant - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This was awesome, alvin.
alvin - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks job was been keeping me extremely busy...thanks red ant...glad ya enjoyed

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