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Song Parodies -> "Margarine-a-ville"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Margarine-a-ville"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Shoppin' for bread spreads
Makes one need calm meds
So many choices..boggle the brain
Land o Lakes looks smooth,
Blue Bonnet's got groove..
"I can't believe it's not butter"..insane!

Wond'rin' away again in Margarine-a-ville
Which contains low so-dium, less salt?
Each one will claim
They've got a better brand name
Who's to know..when to choose and halt?

Could grab Blue Bonnet
But do I really want it?
Stocked lots of Fleishman's..so, must be okay
You're heart smart with Promise,
The slogan that dramas..
Elf on the shelf says, go peek at Parkay..

Stressed out and played again in Margarine-a-ville
This comes in squares, that's creamy like malt
I could pick light,
Or is the heavier right?
Who's to know..which one would default?

Oh well, there's O'dell,
Heard Willow Run's swell
Is Country Crock like..last half of it's name?
Should I shift to Chiffon
Before I am poofed on,
As vengeance for foolin' with Mom Nature's game..

Shoppin' away again in Margarine-a-ville
Fuzz's the mind. makes feet feel like lead
There's just too much hype,
So I revolt with a gripe,
Move to next aisle,..buy the high priced spread

Move to next aisle...buy the high priced spread





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2Eagle - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny version of the original song. Margerine has come a long way since the day when it was sold as that white mass with the orange dot of dye that one had to knead.
Rick C - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
HA! Great job AFW. This one read so close to the original that, "I Can't Believe It's Not Buffett". 555
alvin - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
fives, and that's not just to butter you up
littleShelfElf - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, the grocery store can be most perplexing with all the packaging hype! This is ~ShelfElf ~ assures you of quality 5's.
Spaff.com - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice! And am I the only one who found those commercials with the talking Parkay really creepy?
Ann Hammond - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
he he I'd choose butter so I could die from natural causesSpaff- no you are not
AFW - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eag,..yeah, I remember those...and thanks, Rick C...nifty pun line, there.....and thanks, alvin..clever comment...............and thanks, shelf elf....and thanks, Spaff..yeah..I guess creepy is in for tv commercials, these days.......and thanks, Ann..good reason..
stuart mcarthur - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
ha, the title won me over, and then you left no margarine/spread/butter gag unturned here, AFW - 555
AFW - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, stuart..
MasonR - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job--This was smooth, like...like...(what's the word I'm looking for?)
Guy - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Churning tale that just gets butter with time. Great imagination went into this one and it reads extremely well if one enunciates margerine as margar-een, which I did and I could almost believe it was butter. Loved the "last half" of the Country Crock line. That line made me LOL. Yep, this one is slick.

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