-> "College Stripper Song"
Original Song Title:
"Margaritaville"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"College Stripper Song"
Parody Written by:
Maigen O'Conor
The Lyrics
Leather bikinis
Satin gartinis
Pointy stilettos killing my feet
Look at those fat men, howling for "Maigen"
Whistling as if
I'm a cheap piece of meat
Stripping for tuition in Southern Louisville,
Trying hard not to fall off the pole
Some people tell me that I'm going to hell
But I know that school's worth my soul.
Western's the reason
I'm dancing all season
With nothing to show but this fat wad of dough
A lot of girls hate me
And guys try to date me. I just stay in
And practice my shows.
Stripping for tuition in Southern Louisville,
Trying hard not to fall off the pole
Some people tell me that I'm going to hell
But I think that school's worth my soul.
The day 'fore school started
I left there light-hearted
Tossed my heels, hopped a bus right back home.
My joy's simply mounting
Ms. Potter's still counting
The five-thousand singles that helped me stay on!
Stripping for tuition in Southern Louisville,
Trying hard not to fall off the pole
Some people tell me that I'm going to hell
But I think that school's worth my soul.
Yes, and some people tell me that I'm going to hell
But I think I've still got my soul...
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