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Song Parodies -> "Changes of Assignment, Changes in My Routine"

Original Song Title:

"Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Changes of Assignment, Changes in My Routine"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

If I ever decided to put in a change of assignment to Happy Valley, this would be the song that I would sing. There would also be changes in my routine, too.
I moved from Hermitage just last month
Just to get an education at Penn State
All of the faces and all of the places
Somehow seem unfamiliar to me
I couldn't ponder the question too long
I was hungry and I ate at The Diner
Ran into a chump with a bottle of pop
And we wound up drinking all night

It's these changes of assignment
Changes in my routine
Nothing remains quite the same
Through all of my running
And all of my cunning
If we couldn't laugh
We would all cheer for Penn State

WE ARE...PENN STATE!

Reading all my textbooks in my apartment
Reminds me of the things that I've learned
Cravings of grilled stickies and Penn State ice cream
Make me hungry for a little dessert
If it suddenly ended tomorrow
I could somehow adjust to the fall
Good time and riches
And sons of a bitches
Seems more than I could recall

These changes of assignment
Changes in my routine
Nothing remains quite the same
Through all of the buildings
And all of the roadways
If we couldn't laugh
We would cheer for Penn State

WE ARE...PENN STATE!

I think about females when their morale is low
I wish I could give them balloons
And so many nights I just dream of a dream girl
God, I wish I was married today
Oh, those days are soon to be coming
I can look ahead for too long
There's just too much to see waiting in front of me
And I know that I just can't go wrong

With these changes of assignment
Changes in my routine
Nothing remains quite the same
Through all of my running
And all of my cunning
If I couldn't laugh
I would cheer for Penn State

We couldn't laugh
So we'd cheer for Penn State

If we were real crazy
We would cheer for Penn State

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