Song Parodies -> GSN

Original Song Title:	"Volcano"
Original Performer:	Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:	"GSN"
Parody Written by:	Michael T. Mondak

One of my favorite channels on cable is GSN. They have mostly old game shows that you can watch again and again, and relive some of your favorite memories of those shows.

Now, I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what I'm a gonna watch
If I don't have GSN

Let me say it now
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what I'm a gonna watch
If I don't have GSN

Can't resist some Jeopardy!
I will always watch what I see
I crave old shows of Card Sharks
I'm as happy as a lark

Let me hear you now
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what I'm a gonna watch
If I don't have GSN

Let's watch a show called Press Your Luck
Never did it ever suck
My friends appreciate some Family Feud
Rarely are the answers lewd

See, I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what I'm a gonna watch
If I don't have GSN

Hey, Mister Utley!

(Instrumental)

Let's Make a Deal is really fun
We'll watch before the setting of the sun
No matter where I am, I watch Password
Until a parent pulls the cord

Now, I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what I'm a gonna watch
If I don't have GSN

But I don't want to watch no Law & Order
Don't want to watch no Dirty Jobs
(no no no)
Don't want to watch no Jerry Springer
Don't want my friends to fight in front of me
(no no no)
Don't want to watch no Dr. Phil
Or any Pittsburgh Penguins game
(no no no)
Don't want to watch no Oprah Winfrey
Don't want to watch no cable news
(no no no)
Don't want to watch no state lottery
I have no damn thing to say

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what I'm a gonna watch
If I don't have GSN

Watch out now
I don't know
(I never did)
I don't know
(I never will)
I don't know what I'm a gonna watch
If I don't have GSN!

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2Eagle - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment

I wish they would get rid of the sleasy talk shows and bring back my favorites. However, talk shows are cheaper to produce.

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Song Parodies -> GSN

"Volcano"

Jimmy Buffett

"GSN"

Michael T. Mondak

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