I came up from Hampton Roads
It took me nine hours in a van
We looked for a place to stretch out
I hoped to make some new friends

But then years later at Nevillewood
I was attending the Lemieux Tournament
I found a tent with helium balloons
So I decided to get a few

Can you see that I'm losing morale
Can you please make me happy
With balloons left and right
Balloons here and there
Red and baby blue will suffice
Oh oh
Oh oh
Balloons left and right
Balloons here and there
Red and baby blue will suffice

So when I got to college
I started saving up some cash
For a weekly supply of helium balloons
That I could get whereever I could

But my money was good while it lasted
Even some females got balloons for me
I would perform on stage and do a great show
And balloons would be my reward

Can you see that I'm losing morale
Can you please make me happy
With balloons left and right
Balloons here and there
Red and baby blue will suffice

Then I came back to my hometown
It took me sixty-three miles by van
I transferred to Penn State Shenango
Where I started weekly balloon days

Recently my money's been very well spent
I feel like performing on stage again
In my dressing room are red and baby blue
Balloons filled with helium!

Can you see that I'm losing morale
Can you please make me happy
With balloons left and right
Balloons here and there
Red and baby blue will suffice

HEY!

Balloons left and right
Balloons here and there
Red and baby blue will suffice!