I've got seven tickets
My friends and I make big bets
So that them Penguins
Will win this big game
Some seats by the aisle
We'll win by a mile
Or things just will never be the same

Wasting a night again at Mellon Arena
Hoping that our Penguins win tonight
Some critics say
Them Pittsburgh Penguins are bad
But we know
They're bloviating

I ache for the playoffs
Cause there's lots of layoffs
I think of the big prize,
The Stanley Cup
So I hide in my jersey
And snack on a Hershey's
Until them Penguins bring home the Cup

Wasting the night again at Mellon Arena
Hoping that our Penguins win tonight
Some critics say
Them Pittsburgh Penguins are bad
But we know
They're bloviating

I can't wait till summer
Cause that's a big bummer
Because there's no hockey
That will be played
I hope that our Penguins
Win Lord Stanley's Cup
And show it the view at the tunnel's end

Wasting the night again at Mellon Arena
Hoping that our Penguins win tonight
Some critics say
Them Pittsburgh Penguins are bad
But we know
They're bloviating

Yes, and
Some critics say
Them Pittsburgh Penguins are bad
But we know
They're bloviating