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Song Parodies -> "Cheap, Turd-Riddled Parodies"

Original Song Title:

"Cheeseburger in Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap, Turd-Riddled Parodies"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

Well folks, here it is...my 25th submission to AmiRight! I discovered this place on March 24th and, submitted my first parody the next day. I would like to thank all of you for your kind comments, advice and votes. I still don't know why I bother writing this crap but, it amuses me and, I hope it does you as well.....
Tried to amend my artistic bad habits
Made it through a couple of days
Writin' songs about birds, usin' beautiful words
Thinkin' I could be another Tolkien someday

But at night I'd had these wonderful dreams
Somethin' I thought would be neat
Not Puccini; more Fellini, a vulgar treat
"Bout a big, fat butt on a small toilet seat

Cheap, turd-riddled parodies (parodies)
Heaven on earth "bout a bowel squeeze (parodies)
Not too articulate, no big words, please (parodies)
I write those cheap, turd-riddled parodies

I'm not like an old time author, man
I write the same thing again and again
"Bout stench from the head that could raise the dead
Like what you find scrawled in the men's room at a Holiday Inn

Times have changed for authors these days
When I get bored I write what I need
Not really sonnets, more like vomit soliloquies
But it's my very own creation I wish you'd read

Cheap, turd-riddled parodies (parodies)
Not too articulate, no big words please (parodies)
Heaven on earth "bout a bowel squeeze (parodies)
A bunch of cheap, turd-riddled parodies

I write mine "bout gruntin' in the stable
Havin' to go but, not bein' able
Big splash that tickles on a sore old rear
Well good God Almighty just stay right here for my

Cheap, turd-riddled parodies (parodies)
Makin' a jest of every vulgarity (parodies)
Takes every damn bit of effort from me (parodies)
To write them cheap, turd-riddled parodies
A lot of cheap, turd-riddled parodies
I write them cheap, turd-riddled parodies

I write mine "bout gruntin' in the stable
Havin' to go but, not bein' able
Big splash that tickles on a sore old rear
Well good God Almighty just stay right here for my

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 17

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AFW - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Cleverly executed...toity parody spoof...this should make quite a splash....three fivers, here.......I guess, when all else fails, we all advance to the "Rear" for a submission...You found a tricky way to do it, without actually doing it..
Red Ant - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry Rick C, DRTOS well enough to vote this. At first I though this was a slam on poop-parodies but I see you are slamming yourself ( which I have done a few times as well-slam myself ).

The songs I have seen from you have been really good.

PS- Gratz on 25 submissions. I'll 555 this anyway as it is funny and overall you deserve it. :)
alvin rhodes - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
great title and the parody lived up to the promise..congrats on 25... you keep 'em comin' and i'll keep readin' 'em.....5s
Rick C - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks RA, AFW and ar.
Stuart McArthur - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, well done, Rick - you're half suggesting you're Poopie here, but I'm sure you're not (altho I'd be impressed either way) - 555
Johnny D - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Congratulations on 25, Rick.
Rick C - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu and JD!
Adagio - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC Good one.
Johnny D - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Stuart McArthur - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3C - yes, I was wondering if this pre-empted Poopie, but I see by my above comment it didn't - but like I said I'd be impressed either way - nice tribute to yourself Rick!! ;-) - 555
Matthias - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Digusting! But in a good way!!!!!
Red Ant - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-C) See above, but I do know TOS now, and my previous vote of 5s is definitely earned. Great job on catching all the internal rhymes. I only wish it had taken me 25 parodies to write like this. Even your early submissions are high quality.
Rick C - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Adagio, JD, Stu, Matthias and Red Ant!
Jeff Reuben - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff in here! It's good to see an old bathroom humor parody I missed the first time around!
Agrimorfee - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) I get the joke...Rick's writing in character here...good job.
Scathe - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3 C) There's nothing wrong with some mild toilet humor. Good work, Rick C.

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