Song Parodies -> Team Wal - Mart Supercenter

Original Song Title:

"Cheeseburger in Paradise"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

  
Parody Song Title:

"Team Wal - Mart Supercenter"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

Every city and town should have a Wal - Mart, right? In Hermitage, PA, there will be a new Wal - Mart Supercenter coming soon, scheduled to open later this year or early next year. So, join me in singing my tribute to the biggest retail giant in the world, Wal - Mart.
Welcome to small town, USA
You should know what we got
One of them is Wal - Mart Supercenter
Ain't the chicks that work there really hot?

I could tell you right about now
That Wal - Mart dominates the show
Driving corner stores out of business
With the American tradition of where we go

Team Wal - Mart Supercenter
Always low prices
On the brand names you can trust
We are Team Wal - Mart Supercenter

Heard about the old - time big spenders
They shop the same place again and again
Without Wal - Mart, we cannot afford
To find low prices that we could send

I could tell you right about now
That Wal - Mart dominates the show
Driving corner stores out of business
With the American tradition of where we go

Team Wal - Mart Supercenter
Always low prices
On the brand names you can trust
We are Team Wal - Mart Supercenter

Sam Walton had named Wal - Mart
After his name and a place to shop
That's how it became the place, Wal - Mart
Well, Jesus Christ, which road do I take to go to

Team Wal - Mart Supercenter
Always low prices
On the brand names you can trust
It's all at Team Wal - Mart Supercenter
See you at Team Wal - Mart Supercenter
We are Team Wal - Mart Supercenter
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