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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Little Ville"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Little Ville"

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The Lyrics

Chowing down fruit cake
Taking a lunch break
All of those presents wrapped up in foil
Not Lord of the Rings
Carols we all sing
To make those gifts we all need to toil

Wasting my time again
In Santa's Little Ville
A union of toy makers drinking a malt
Some people claim that there's no one with such name
They can all...
Kiss my toy defaults

I don't know the reason
I work Christmas season
Nothing to show but some brat's choo-choo
But it's a real beauty
Mrs. Claus is a cutie
A North Pole MILF one heck of a view

Wasting my time again
In Santa's Little Ville
Fixing up the tree with some light bulbs
Some people claim that Christmas is so lame
But now I think...
They can kiss my defaults

(Solo of an elf on a gutiar)

I sing in a workshop
Play some more hopscotch
Then made out under some mistletoe
But the jobs here are slender
Repair the sleigh's fender
That frozen wasteland, I swear we got pawned

Wasting my time again
In Santa's Little Ville
Filling the toy sack with out even a halt
Some people claim
They don't know Santa's fame
And now I know...
They can kiss my defaults

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever concept, good pacing--and the image of cynical, drunken elves looks as if it could run on "Saturday Night Live" at this time of year. 5-5-5.
Arwen - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good, Matthias!
Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this one... must've been wastin' away again in Central Jersey.
Porfle Popnecker - June 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I like a good elf-penned parody.
Agrimorfee - June 19, 2012 - Report this comment
No coal in your stocking for this holiday-themed parody!
Rex - July 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Drunken elves? That explains some of the toys I got at Christmas. Fun idea.
bobpiecheese - July 01, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I guess it's Christmas in July (I heard that's a thing people do)! Great parody here, even if I don't get the "defaults" bit. 555 full stockings!
Blaydeman - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A little out of season, but the comedy is transcendent.
Below Average Dave - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Blaydeman. . .a 'little' out of season;) It's the opposite side of the year for goodness sake! "A North Pole MILF one heck of a view" . . . you have some interesting tastes in women Matty, that's all I can say (Chubilicious?)

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