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Song Parodies -> "Cannibal In Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Cheeseburger In Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Cannibal In Paradise"

Parody Written by:

El DeRoblo

The Lyrics


Tried to amend my carnivorous habit
Made it nearly seventeen days
Gainin' weight without weed, eatin' cannabis seeds
Drinkin' lots of caribou and smokin' up j's

But at night I'd hear these wonderful screams
Some kind of sensuous feet
Not Houdini, Rossalini or bile neat
But a big warm bum with a huge chunk of meat

Chorus:
Cann-ibal in paradise (cannibal)
Humans on toast with a tunafish spice (cannibal)
Not too particular not too precise (cannibal)
I'm just a cann-ibal in paradise

Heard about the old head hunter men
They eat the same guys again and again
Warm rear and heads they said could raise the dead
Well it reminds me of the menu at a Uruguay Inn

Times have changed for cravers these days
When eatin dork I get what I need
Not just Intestines or some Tendons or warm-testes
But that carnivore creation on which I feed

Chorus:
Cann-ibal in paradise (cannibal)
Medium rare with farva 'beans nice (cannibal)
Heaven on earth with an bunion slice (cannibal)
I'm just a cann-ibal in paradise

I like mine like Elvis and Deniro
Dom Perignon and french fried baby-toes
Big pecker pickle and a cold ass rear
Well good God Almighty which way do I steer for my

Chorus:
Cann-ibal in paradise (cannibal)
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice (cannibal)
Worth every damn human sacrifice (cannibal)
To get a cannibal in paradise
To be a cannibal in paradise
I'm just a cannibal in paradise

Coda:
I like mine like Elvis and Deniro
Dom Perignon and french fried baby-toes
Big pecker pickle and a cold ass rear
Well good God Almighty which way do I steer for my

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