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Song Parodies -> "Chastened, We Make Our Way to Excretoria"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Chastened, We Make Our Way to Excretoria"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Censorship rears it ugly head; I look closer and that ugly head has my face. What can that mean?
Some of us of late
Developed the same trait
Of doing songs that were all about sex
It makes it real easy
Not hard to be sleazy
But ChuckyG banned all stuff rated "X"

Chastened, we make our way to Excretoria
Searchin' for words that can rhyme with "shit"
Writers complain that ChuckyG is to blame
But he had to call it a halt

I had a song done
I thought it a great one
Was something 'bout going to a strange bar
It was pretty dirty
But how could it hurt me?
To lower my standards to less than they are

Chastened, I'll find my way to Excretoria
Writing songs 'bout takin' a turd
But all the same there is no cause to complain
No good reason for getting disturbed

I knew that I could stop
There's words that I can swap
Though for a moment I did get annoyed
But then it came to me
It was real plain to see
I'll just change my focus and do hemorrhoids

Phrase it a way that will make it funny still
And don't complain, that would be in vain
I'll just refrain and scrape the rust off my brain
Guess I'll go and browse my word vault
Assigning blame at this point would be quite lame
I don't think that a change would result

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job..gave ya 5s....and for the record, i'd rather hear a song about sex than one about poopin' any ol' time
Birgitta - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent Paul! Really liked this!
Mari D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Enjoyed your marching to Excretoria!
Adagio - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good, Paul! 5's
Paul Wooten - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Extremely well written! And the social commentary is very apropo Take 5 rolls with ya to the john.
Johnny D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well said, Paul. We must all respect America's psychotically puritanical fear of reading about sperm cells squirting out of urethras and similar physiological events. 5's
Meriadoc - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Paul! We did something similar (although I think yours was better):

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles561.shtml
Paul Robinson - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes, all. Well, I guess that was the straight poop, then...
TVOD - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, I didn't like it. 5-3-3.
aoid - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with TVOD.
Paul Robinson - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
aoid - Hey, that's alright.
Rod Worden - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant work, Paul. X-tremely funny, too!
Paul Robinson - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Rod. Glad you like it.

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