Sick a' this white stuff
Bland every night stuff
More ways to fix it, she knows, just one
Up to my ass'ta
With my wife's pasta
She ain't even an Italian...

Wastin' a meal again in Macaroniville
Stringy and thin, not near enough salt
Each day's the same, and my old woman's to blame
I just wish...her menu would halt..

Gummed up and sticky
Should eat at Mickey's
Deals on a Big Mac, three dollars for two
It's boiled way past prime
Just like the last time
This angel hair's a devilish chew

Wastin' a meal again in Macaroniville
Stringy and thin, ain't got enough salt
Each day's the same, and my old woman's to blame
How I wish, this menu would halt..

Plain old spaghetti
Who'm I John Gotti ?
Need protein, and not all a' this carb
It just starts a quarrel
And makes me immoral
To go sneak an oral..with my bitch friend, Barb

Wastin' a meal again in Macaroniville
Contain's no meat, just sauce like asphalt
Each day's the same, and my old woman's to blame,
Oh, I wish, this menu would halt.

Yeah, I wish, her menu would halt...