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Song Parodies -> "Mosquitoville"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffet

Parody Song Title:

"Mosquitoville"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Pitch empty spray can
'Bout six a day, Man..
All of my body's covered with bites
Prayin' my best while
I'm catchin' West Nile
Sure that real soon, I'll be havin' last rites

Scratchin' away again, here in Mosquitoville
Searchin' for that borrow'd zapper from Walt
Such a damn shame
It's my old woman I blame
But I know, it's my own damn fault..

When she said, "Let's rough it"
I shoulda' said, "Stuff it!"
Sentenced a weekend at Camp Happy Moon
Parole on Monday,
It's only Sunday
I ain't slept a wink since Saturday noon..

Scratchin' away again, here in Mosquitoville
Searchin for that borrowed zapper from Walt
What a damn shame,
And that old woman I blame
Tho' I know, it's my own damn fault..

I ain't the tent type
Leaks like a bent pipe
Says painass neighbor, "Just morning dew"
Forgot the fly swatter
Stream running water
My last cigarette, and I'm outa' beer, too..

Scratchin' away again, here in Mosquitoville
Where is that 'lectric zapper from Walt?
This ain't my game,
At happy camping I'm lame
Bury me..in a bug proof vault !

No sir, this ain't my game,
At happy camping I'm lame
Just bury me, in a bug proof vault !

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Arwen - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW! This was SO on my to do list. The mosquitos have been HORRIBLE this year...and I've just been horribly lazy as far as writing goes. Glad you took care of it...it's FABulous!
AFW - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you much, Arwen...They haven't really been all that bad here in Ohio, this year....too hot and dry, I guess
John Barry - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Zappin' ya with some fives.
alvin rhodes - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
great concept....well written....5s plus
AFW - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John and Alvin...
Red Ant - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny one AFW. This is quite applicable to VA as well.
AFW - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant...

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