-> "AP Bio Hell"
Original Song Title:
"Margaritaville"
Parody Song Title:
"AP Bio Hell"
The Lyrics
Feelin' half-awake,
Vivarin headache;
In the blue book I'll surely be foiled.
Nothing will quite click, I'm going to be sick.
Look at the test
My blood starts to boil.
Stuck here today, right now, in AP Bio Hell,
If I was a slug I'd be cryin' for salt.
Some people claim that there's Ms. Marshall to blame,
But I know it's the College Board's fault.
Don't know the reason,
Studied all season
With nothing to show but this ink pen tattoo.
I'm kickin' my bootie,
I wish someone'd shoot me,
What's ATP?!?!
I haven't a clue.
Stuck here today, right now, in AP Bio Hell,
If I was a slug I'd be cryin' for salt.
Some people claim that there's Ms. Marshall to blame,
But I know it's the College Board's fault.
And now I am swearin',
I'm gonna sue Barron's
I can't think, and I want to go home.
Well, my world's in a blender,
And soon I will render
The last shreds of sanity to which I hang on.
Stuck here today right now in AP Bio Hell,
If I was a slug I'd be cryin' for salt.
Some people claim that there's Ms. Marshall to blame,
But I know, it's the College Board's fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's Ms. Marshall to blame
And I know it's the College Board's fault.
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