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Song Parodies -> "A Fat Man Looks At Jenny"

Original Song Title:

"A Pirate Looks At 40"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffet

Parody Song Title:

"A Fat Man Looks At Jenny"

Parody Written by:

Rudy Ramirez

The Lyrics

Jenny, Jenny Craig, I have head you call
Wanted to be upon your scales since I was 304 (pronounced three-o-four)
You've help them all, you've help them all


Watched Rikki and Opera switch from fat to thin
And in their belly they held more grease few have ever seem
Both of 'em got slim, both of 'em got slim

Yes I am a huge man, two hundred pounds too fat
The scale they thunder, how much I ate I wonder
I'm an over-weight victim of fat
Gaining to much weight, Gaining too much weight

I've ate a lot of big Macs, I had my share of bass
I ate enough honey to flood Miami, but I never ate grass
Never meant to be fat, never been so fat

And I have been dieting now for over two weeks
I sat down and watched Denise Austin stretch and bent her knees
But I got to stop eating got to go swimming
Just to burn calories, just a few calories


(Instrumental)

I go for noon buffet, ate some whoppers a while
Through the weight went away, it come back today
Still have a big fat smile
Just a fat smile, still a fat smile

Jenny, Jenny Craig, after all these meals I've found
My belly is so big that I can not move around
I feel like a blimp on the ground, want to lose those pounds

Coda:
I feel like a blimp on the ground, want to lose those pounds


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