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Song Parodies -> "Plastic Surgeon Bill"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffet

Parody Song Title:

"Plastic Surgeon Bill"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Dribblin' on my chin
Bo-tox in my grin
No longer can my muscles recoil

Mumblin' my con-sent
Through my O-2 vent
Well, toes limp - hope my surgeon is loyal

Waitin' to pay another plastic surgeon bill
Countin' backwards, went under the drug
Some people claim that I'm a man who's too vain

Without this

I'd look like a pug


I sure know the reason
I stayed here all season
Doctors here show butts and glands made brand-new

But I'm not a cynic
This Mexican clinic
Costs almost nada, (a) peso or two

Waitin' to pay another plastic surgeon bill
Searchin' for my lost muscle of smiles
Some people claim that I'm a man who's too vain

Without this

I'd be Gomer Pyle


I blew out my face-lift
Now I've got face-rift
Look like that Phantom Op-er-a dude

So I E-mailed my surgeon
And soon I was urgin'
That Mexican doctor to get me re-glued

Waitin' to pay another plastic surgeon bill
Searchin' for my lost forehead and nose
Some people claim that I'm a man who's too vain

Won-der-in'

Where did my nose go?


Yes, and -

Some people claim that I'm a man who's too vain

Now I know

Big toe's my new nose

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John Jenkins - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody. Excellent last line.
Guy - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This could lend new meaning to the hockey term, "having a face off in the corner". Well done JD.
Eye1 - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Was worth the wait. 5's Doing one on same subject myself. Might be out tomorrow..having trouble finding words that rhymes with "chain us" :) Eye1
Arwen - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny, Johnny...good work! 5s!
Rick D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Heinous.
Jack Wilson - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Johnny!
Adagio - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
A clever parody! I'm trying to imagine the lost nose. :D 5's
Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all, JJ, Guy, Eye1, Arwen, Rick D, Jack, and Adagio!

Eye1: check out Rick D's comment here for some help with your rhyme...

Adagio: Did you ever see Woody Allen's movie "Sleeper" ? Where the scientists in the future plan to clone their leader from his disembodied nose? LOL !
2nz - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I still like the theme and the broadway reference.
Billy Florio - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"We're here to see the nose....we heard it's running"
Paul Robinson - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Well, you certainly saved face here. Reminds me a little of the Jeff Goldblum/Geena Davis remake of "The Fly", where he's keeping pieces of his face and teeth that have fallen off on a shelf in his medicine cabinet. Not many movies make me actively squirm, but that one did. Beneath all the YUK! was a well-done, but heart-breakingly tragic tale (no pun intended there).
Adagio - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll look up the movie 'Sleeper', Johnny...perhaps put it on my site.
Patrick - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Lots of great lines in this one. Good Job!
Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, 2nz, Billy, Paul, and Patrick!
Meriadoc - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
The pug line really made me laugh!
Johnny D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Meriadoc!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) The last line capped it off well. (I can just see you picking out toe jam and eating it!) Judging by the timing of that 'chain us' comment I will refrain from my suggestion. Take a sagging jawline, squinting left eye and exposed cheekbone.
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Luke.
Rick D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
From your last picture, it looks like you got your face lifted onto Shreks'.
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Or vice-versa.
Melhi - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!!! (Can I get the number of your guy so I can get it glued back on?)
You Don't Know Me, But.... - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I really liked this parody. There were plenty of opportunities for laughs, and laugh I did.
Johnny D - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi: Thanks! But .... umm, what "it" do you want glued back on? Wait a minute, don't tell me, I don't want to know!! ;-)

You Don't Know Me, But.... : And I'm glad you did! Thanks!

Phil Nelson - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really hilarious parody, consistently funny.
Johnny D - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Phil.
Paul Robinson - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) - This one's hysterical, JD. Another one in my letter "P" mixing bowl to chose from.
Johnny D - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Cap'n Robinson!
MysteryGoat - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
What made this even more funny to me is that I live in a relatively small town. However right across the bay is an upcomming beach side metropolis and recenly I've discovered... we now have a plastic surgury clinic.
Johnny D - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, MysteryGoat.
Peregrin - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one JD and funny. I too liked the last line kicker!
Johnny D - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Pippin.
Meriadoc - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) As above.
Johnny D - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry.
Phil Alexander - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, JD - you sure it was your *nose* that got augmented by the big toe?
Johnny D - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Wasn't me, Philbo, wasn't me.....heh heh! Thanks! ;-)

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