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Song Parodies -> "Kidney Stones"

Original Song Title:

"Stepping Stone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Kidney Stones"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Man it must suck to have these things.
Wooooeeeee, I sure had to pee this morning baby
And i'm hear to tell ya about it

Weird objects, there coming out my piss
But oh my god, I think my aiming missed
There colored white, and sized like my right fist
Like human birth, the pushing will asist
Well i'm trying trying, not to eat salt grains
And i'm trying trying, not to get more pain
Baby, try so hard to pee normal colors

Next time I walk baby
I'll drain out the stalk
My damn kidneys, screaming cryin
Just another day that I have my kidney stones

Salt crackers, just ways these things are caused
Operations, are ways these things are lost
At daytime, your body flys and gets tossed
Like a lasagna, on a dish getting sauced
There big like baseballs, so massive sized
They come out, the thing thats not circumsised
Wait until it arrives
Its like human birth and I cannot lie

Next time I walk baby
I'll drain out the stalk
My damn kidneys, screaming cryin
Just another day that I have my kidney stones!
Kidney stones!

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