Well in Hollywood down on Sunset
Is where leading men get blown
And if you go down there
You might just get a stare
At Hugh Grant and Devine Brown

Now Devine, she a hooker
From the 'Sisco Bay Area shore
Now those downtown ladies all want BMWs
Say there's more head room for sure!

It's Hugh Grant and Devine Brown
The best sex show in the whole damned town
Ruined by-a ol' guess who?
That's-a right - all the boys in blue

Now Hughie, he an actor
And he like his fancy 'ho's
Like to take a chance and drop his pants
Except for now Liz Hurley knows
He got an Oxford education
He got a sexy accent too
He got a starring role in a romantic flick
He got dough out the wazoo

It's Hugh Grant and Devine Brown
The best sex show in the whole damned town
Ruined by-a ol' guess who?
That's-a right - all the boys in blue

A Tuesday 'bout eight years ago
Hughie dropped his pants
And in the back of a car
Got a little bit frisky
Till the cops made their entrance
Now they took Hugh to the station
For some 'prints and a mug shot
And Hughie Grant learned a lesson 'bout a-messin'
With-a what he-a oughta not

It's Hugh Grant and Devine Brown
The best sex show in the whole damned town
Ruined by-a ol' guess who?
That's-a right - all the boys in blue

Well then Hugh Grant did the talk shows
And to Leno said something wise
Granty looked like a stand-up fellow
'Cus he public'ly 'pologised

It's Hugh Grant and Devine Brown
The best sex show in the whole damned town
Ruined by-a ol' guess who?
That's-a right - all the boys in blue

That's the tale of Hugh Grant and Brown
Except for Hugh it was overblown
And later over Coke and Rum
She's only 'Hugh's Devine Ho Hum'
Yeah it could have been a meal for two
If it wasn't for the boys in blue