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Song Parodies -> "Everything I Know About You Is All Wrong"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song"

Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Everything I Know About You Is All Wrong"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When we met for this blind date
I thought that I could take you
But now I'm countin' things I hate
So here's a reprimand
Gonna be the one to tell you
Your nose hairs are too long
Everything I know about you is all wrong

Well, your voice has quite a range
And everyone could hear you
I'm embarrassed of things you say
You called my mom a man
Everyone in town can smell you
Your body odor's strong
Everything I know about you is all wrong

Every time you moved all night
I could see your sequined thong
Everything I know about you is all wrong

So, you're not my ideal mate
The news, it shouldn't shake you
Should've clued you in when I ran away
You're more than I can stand
Even though I tripped and fell you
Had better run along
Everything I know about you is all wrong

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Serafina - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen.......nice to see another parody from you!! Seems like it's been a while. Anyway I think this one's great! So I vote 5-5-5 on it. Hope you're not doing too badly. Have a nice day! =)
alvin rhodes - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
so, you didn't like my sequined thong, eh ? (sigh)...5s
John Barry - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Some very funny lines in here. 5s
Tim Mayfield - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm left wondering where the good reasons for running away were. I mean at least you could say, "your bum knee is no reason to act like an @ss" or "something in your teeth is smiling at me" I did chuckle at some of the lines so you still get 5's.
Jeff Reuben - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
"She's a man, baby!" -Austin Powers =) That made me laugh, and lots of other chuckles.
Red Ant - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
DRTOS well enough to vote but talk of Mr. Wrong!
AFW - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Everything about this parody is alright....solid writing..
Rex - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Picky, picky, picky...
Michael Pacholek - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, excuuuuuuuuse me! (With apologies to Steve Martin.)
Arwen - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment're right...I've not submitted a lot this month...not sure why. It's always great to get such kind comments when I do get my creative butt in gear, though...=) Thanks!

alvin...I'm not going to lie...I prefer the leopard print one...I've told you that before...; ) Thanks!

John...thanks a bunch!

Tim...I never make fun of bum knees...I've got two of my own...(all that falling you know...=)...) Thanks!

Jeff...hee! Glad to know that my little piece could bring to mind the comic genius of Austin Powers...=) Thanks!!

Red Ant...yeah, just when I've convinced myself that I've met the whole "Wrong" family tree...another Mr. Wrong comes along...*sigh*

AFW...thank you very much!

Rex...I'm nothing if not a non-settler...=) Thanks!

Mr. Pacholek...don't be ridiculous, this isn't about you. You trim your nose hairs, right?
Serafina - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I know what ya mean... even if you don't submit a lot, I'm always happy to read the older stuff. :) I've been kinda busy the past month, too; taking a two-week vacation the first part of the month and returning to work on the 11th; turning 30 on the 16th (and I had a wonderful birthday); and generally being busy the rest of the month, so I hadn't had a whole lotta time to visit this site.
Michael Pacholek - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Constantly. Wait, when I put it that way, it doesn't help me, does it?
Arwen - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Leo Jay - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey what's wrong with sequined thongs? Zee Meestress has an entire collection. Terrific job.
Arwen - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy know Mistress Leola??? Talk about some guys having all the luck. Oh, the things I could learn from that lady...


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