Song Parodies -> Cubs Stink
| Original Song Title: | "Love Stinks" |
| Original Performer: | J. Geils Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cubs Stink" |
| Parody Written by: | A Room Full Of Monkeys |
I've been doing extensive research on the subject of the Chicago Cubs Major League Baseball Team, and I've finally arrived at a conclusion. Pay close attention, it's complicated.
They beat us -- then we beat them
Then they beat us twice more -- cause we suck phlegm
And so it goes -- til we're twenty back
This team called the Cubs -- they just love to hack
They'll blow a lead, as quick as a wink
All I can say is: Cubs stink
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
Two by two -- and four by four
Other teams are gettin' runs -- while we can't score
They hit the ball -- out past the wall
Kiss it goodbye -- It's gone, that's all
Our pitching staff, should be thrown in the clink
For mass homercide -- Cubs stink
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
I don't know, bout any billy goat jinx
One thing I do know: Cubs stink
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
Then they beat us twice more -- cause we suck phlegm
And so it goes -- til we're twenty back
This team called the Cubs -- they just love to hack
They'll blow a lead, as quick as a wink
All I can say is: Cubs stink
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
Two by two -- and four by four
Other teams are gettin' runs -- while we can't score
They hit the ball -- out past the wall
Kiss it goodbye -- It's gone, that's all
Our pitching staff, should be thrown in the clink
For mass homercide -- Cubs stink
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
I don't know, bout any billy goat jinx
One thing I do know: Cubs stink
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
I'm just venting; GO CUBS!!!
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What? You're no longer a Room Full of Deranged Red Sox Fans? ;-)
i love the cubbies, but still found this pretty darn funny...5s
Ah, the Cubbies. A team even Red Sox fans could laugh at... even before last October. Come to think of it, who did the Sox beat in the 1918 World Series? And, of course, any more injuries, and the Cubs' pitching staff might consist of a bullpen full of monkeys. Can the chimps make 'em champs? (Yes, I know, chimpanzees don't have tails, therefore they are apes, but not monkeys.)
Even though I am a girl, I got to admit the CUBS SUCK!!
GO WHITE SOX!!
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