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Song Parodies -> "Coming To The Dance (The Story Of This Bad Girl)"

Original Song Title:

"Locomotive Breath"

Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Coming To The Dance (The Story Of This Bad Girl)"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

At The Old High School
She Wasn't Coming To The Dance
When She Said I Hate You
I Began To Cry
Oh Coming Down With A Cold
Open Sesame
Says God On The Heaven
And The Dance It Won't Stop Going
But It Was Just Called Off

She Wasn't Going To The Store
Dancing Like A Can Of Beans
This Boy & His Best Friend
Dosen't Know What That Means
Oh She's Coming Down The Street
Not Looking So Neet
Says God Is Still In Heaven
And The Things Won't Stop Going
But It Just Slow Down

She's Coming Right Up To Me
Seeing Like She's Gonna Fall
When She Got Up To Me
She Kicked Me In The Balls
Oh It Hurt For Only A Second
Open My Door
Says God Is Still In Heaven
The Store It Won't Close
But It Just Shut Down

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