Well, without hesitation he told you
"Man, you suck", that's sure swell
Sure pissed you off and you did rave
at your thankless and most trying whelp
You are stressed; now impatient at your child
Then he tells you to "Chill"
You're chagrined 'cause it does seem
child doesn't see a thing
that you have done; not impressed
Makes you prattle and gripe 'cause you're pissed...