-> "Oh-Oh, Borees Said"
Original Song Title:
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Oh-Oh, Borees Said"
There's theese spy who's eenept
named Borees Badenov
Moose and squirrel; they foiyel heem
that makes heem peesed off
Fearless Leeder deesreespects heem
Hee laughs at heem out loud
Natasha's naggeeng ees endless
Poor old Borees shee puuts down
eet makes poor Borees frown
Hee heeres hees named called, "Badenov"
hee hates eet when eet's done
Hees woman just suggested
eet might bee best to run
Now hee's scowleeng as hee walks thee floor
"Theese ees bad", says hee
Natasha spoke, "You assh*le
use your brain, you dunce, don't groan
don't stand there like some clown"
[long instrumental break]
Hees fear does rise; eet's mounting
gaspeeng as hee hears phone call
Knows Siberian Weenters
are goeeng to freeze hees balls
Chances sleem there of survival
knows that they are neer none
Knows hees fat bod won't handle
Hee's afraid; eet breengs heem down
"Eet's way too cold", hee frowns
Way too cold there now
"Oy vey", now hee howls
[out to fade]
Iceecles on ground...
Hee's Siberia bound...
On hees hat hee pounds...
Borees; hee's unwound...
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