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Song Parodies -> "Waffle Lunch"

Original Song Title:

"Aqualung"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Waffle Lunch"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

sittin' on an oak bench...eyin' menu's words with food intent
what sounds yummy ?..i don't know
greasy bacon ain't the way to go...hey, waffle lunch
cryin' that i want some...watchin' as the silly waitress runs
hey...waffle lunch

don't serve it cold...or sloppily...or coldly
take your time...i'll wait here...i suppose
though hungry, bad...i must wait until you've done it
i hope things do not bog...i want my treat

waffles, i moan...i want to scarf a load
starvation is my mode...i'd love to eat
waffle lunch, i'll spend...though i start to feel quite queasy
i won't feel odd, once i begin to feed

how i will dismember...that tender lovely treat
will the butter cling unto my beard as creamy memory ?
as i snatch the tiniest last crumbs...i'll discreetly chow 'em down
and for hours i'll feel fullness from my fling

those tiny folds...a pancake seems so homely
it must be time...anticipation close
i want 'em bad...i intend to be a-hoggin'
the syrup will be soggin' up a spree

can't eat at home...there's none in my abode
i truck on down the road and take a seat
waffle lunch, i'll spend...i don't want eggs over easy
don't think i'm odd...its waffles that i need

how i will dismember...that tender lovely treat
will the butter cling unto my beard as creamy memory ?
as i snatch the tiniest last crumbs...i'll discreetly chow 'em down
and for hours i'll feel fullness from my fling

oh...waffle lunch


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Paul Robinson - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This really cracked me up, man. On top of this being really funny, it just so happens I put my parody of "Aqualung" on a CD I burn last night and it happened to be playing this in the last part of my commute - finished right as I pulled into my parking space, so the OS sound and pace are really fresh in my mind right now. Great job, 5's ~ ~ ~
Ravyn Rant - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
"Will the butter cling..." was my favorite line. Now I'm hungry again. 555
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul and ravyn
PMS - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked the "will the butter cling" too and "I want to scarf a load..." was great too!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's some 5 to go with them: cream, waffle syrup, strawberry jam, cloudberry jam and blueberry jam. Yum!

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