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Song Parodies -> "Caught It In My Zipper"

Original Song Title:

"Teacher"

Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Caught It In My Zipper"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Well, another old 'Tull song from the "Benefit" album released in 1970. If you are an Adult Male and reside in a locale where men wear pants then you will probably have run into this situation at one time or another...much to your regret...
(Instrumental Intro)
[during opening instrumental do the below "ow-ing" to the lead guitar part notes]
{Ow-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow}
{Ow-ow-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow}

I was tucking my thing in
and then suddenly I yelled
caught it in my zipper
and it hurt like freaking hell
Now the pain won't lessen
it feels like it's being chewed
It's excruciating
puts me in a real bad mood

Caught pr*ck in my pants
it was not much fun
Intense was the pain
man, that sure was dumb
My manhood's ailing
and it hurts me when I piss
I scream and then moan
the agony; endless

[to guitar instrumental notes]
{Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, ow-ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow}
{Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, ow-ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow}
[When flute part comes in switch to "ow-ing" to the pitch of those notes]

Yeah, I sure was hurting
it was painful when I peed
When I 'went' I screeched, sir
It was no fun, no indeed

Oh, damn; hurt my gland
zipper caught the head
I stand, d*ck in hand
peeing; now I dread
I cry; tears fill my eyes
the pain; it clouds my mind
Wow! Man, my thing is sore
I grimace, then I whine

(long instrumental jam)
[during jam continue same guitar and flute "ow-ing" patterns as shown above]

Man, that zipper caught me
was a painful sensation
that ran through my d*ck head
This event has left me bummed

Unplanned; caught my gland
in that zipper's teeth
I can't free with hand
it hurts beyond belief
I pried, pulled side-to-side
It just increased the pain
that I was feeling, man
It's driving me insane

(Long instrumental Jam out to end fade)
[Continue same guitar and flute "ow-ing" as shown above]

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Adagio - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Good 'sound effects' .
alvin rhodes - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
painfully funny...i step on mine on occasion
Paul Robinson - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Pat, the realism is from the memory of "personal experience". alvin...not on purpose, I hope...
Kristof Robertson - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Only recently acquainted with the OS, Paul....but this was eye-wateringly graphic, and loadsa masochistic fun. 555
John Barry - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
"puts me in a real bad mood"--ah, the understatement. 15 teeth in that zipper.
Paul Robinson - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof & JB...yeah...the understatement...you know, the OS is about 6 minutes, I think...which doesn't seem like a long time, really...that is, unless your pr*ck is in the jaws of your zipper...that 6 minutes can seem an eternity ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but well-rhymed and funny so I'm giving this 5s.
Rick C - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, Paul! (alvin must have 3" legs, LOL) 555
Paul Robinson - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Red & Rick C - Thanks!

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