Down by the water, somewhere in Ohio
In new Paul Brown stadium, they're saying, "Oh my...no!"
I'ts been so long now since they've had a winner
They'd rather invite Marge Schott over for dinner
They dream of vacations, a luau and hula
Instead they have memories of old Coach Mike Shula

The Bengals are a bungle
Well, that's all right by me.
I'm a Chiefs fan, and I don't care,
And it's just Cincinnati.

They're used to playing with not much energy
Just like the fans who hung out at Cinergy
Their defense is porous, their offense can't score
If it weren't for the PA, you'd here their fans snore
Well one thing's for sure, no one dies of fatigue
They just might be the worst team in the league

The Bengals are a bungle
Well, that's all right by me.
I'm a Chiefs fan, and I don't care,
And it's just Cincinnati.

Sam Wyche couldn't lead them, and not Coslet either
And Dick LeBeau's gone now, so they need a leader
Whoever it is next, they won't be there long
And if it's a Shula, it had better be Don
They'll probably dig up some used-to-be fool
Or find them a winner who coaches high school

The Bengals are a bungle
Well, that's all right by me.
I'm a Chiefs fan, and I don't care,
And it's just Cincinnati.