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Song Parodies -> "Aquasponge"

Original Song Title:

"Aqualung"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Aquasponge"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

smellin' like the sea's stench
eyein' jellyfish with bad intent

bubbles goin' up his nose
ocean creature wearin' human clothes
hey aquasponge

down here, life is so fun
laughin' cause his sidekick patrick's dumb
hey aquasponge

sneezin' in the cold muck
servin' up krabby patties for a buck
hey aquasponge

squidward acts cold
an old squid, sad and lonely
late at night
a clarinet he blows
sounds pretty bad
but he tends to think he's rockin'
he looks just like a frog
but with ten feet

in his abode
with gary, all alone
pineapple is his home
and security

aquasponge, my friend
you just float away so easy
you porous clod
the sea's the place to be

will it make you whimper
the pain you're sure to see
when jellyfish cling to your rear
and sting repeatedly
so you snatch them right in your vast net
when they come swimmin' 'round
and for hours, you'll squeeze jelly from those things

squidward acts cold
an old squid, sad and lonely
late at night
a clarinet he blows
sounds pretty bad
but he tends to think he's rockin'
he looks just like a frog
but with ten feet

in his abode
with gary, all alone
pineapple is his home
and security

aquasponge, my friend
you just float away so easy
you porous clod
the sea's the place to be

(ukelele solo)

aquasponge, my friend
you just float away so easy
you porous clod
the sea's the place to be

smellin' like the sea's stench
eyein' jellyfish with bad intent

bubbles goin' up his nose
ocean creature wearin' human clothes
hey aquasponge

down here, life is so fun
laughin' cause his sidekick patrick's dumb
hey aquasponge

sneezin' in the cold muck
servin' up krabby patties for a buck
hey aquasponge

whoa-oh-oh...aquasponge



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Meriadoc - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Shouldn't this one have been authored by SpongeAl Parkpants? ;-)
alvin rhodes - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
hmmmm...i may have to start using a third name...thanks for the vote, merry
Mari D - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is weird (meant as a compliment).
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute! 555
alvin rhodes - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks folks
2nz - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
How'd you pull off sounding refined while dealing with this particular cartoon? (I'm not sure if that's a complement or not) Good Job on this.
Jim Jewell - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I got a real kick out of this one. I am a big Tull fan. I have been for 35 years. And Spongebob is one of the more enjoyable cartoons I watch with my girls (ok, I watch it by myself sometimes too). You really brought the two together with style. This is truly an outstanding job. The only problem is you set the bar so high with this effort, that like Aqualung is to Tull, this may be your most enduring piece. Thanks for the laughs.

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