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Song Parodies -> "Aquasponge"
Original Song Title:
"Aqualung"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jethro Tull
Parody Song Title:
"Aquasponge"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
smellin' like the sea's stench
eyein' jellyfish with bad intent
bubbles goin' up his nose
ocean creature wearin' human clothes
hey aquasponge
down here, life is so fun
laughin' cause his sidekick patrick's dumb
hey aquasponge
sneezin' in the cold muck
servin' up krabby patties for a buck
hey aquasponge
squidward acts cold
an old squid, sad and lonely
late at night
a clarinet he blows
sounds pretty bad
but he tends to think he's rockin'
he looks just like a frog
but with ten feet
in his abode
with gary, all alone
pineapple is his home
and security
aquasponge, my friend
you just float away so easy
you porous clod
the sea's the place to be
will it make you whimper
the pain you're sure to see
when jellyfish cling to your rear
and sting repeatedly
so you snatch them right in your vast net
when they come swimmin' 'round
and for hours, you'll squeeze jelly from those things
squidward acts cold
an old squid, sad and lonely
late at night
a clarinet he blows
sounds pretty bad
but he tends to think he's rockin'
he looks just like a frog
but with ten feet
in his abode
with gary, all alone
pineapple is his home
and security
aquasponge, my friend
you just float away so easy
you porous clod
the sea's the place to be
(ukelele solo)
aquasponge, my friend
you just float away so easy
you porous clod
the sea's the place to be
smellin' like the sea's stench
eyein' jellyfish with bad intent
bubbles goin' up his nose
ocean creature wearin' human clothes
hey aquasponge
down here, life is so fun
laughin' cause his sidekick patrick's dumb
hey aquasponge
sneezin' in the cold muck
servin' up krabby patties for a buck
hey aquasponge
whoa-oh-oh...aquasponge
eyein' jellyfish with bad intent
bubbles goin' up his nose
ocean creature wearin' human clothes
hey aquasponge
down here, life is so fun
laughin' cause his sidekick patrick's dumb
hey aquasponge
sneezin' in the cold muck
servin' up krabby patties for a buck
hey aquasponge
squidward acts cold
an old squid, sad and lonely
late at night
a clarinet he blows
sounds pretty bad
but he tends to think he's rockin'
he looks just like a frog
but with ten feet
in his abode
with gary, all alone
pineapple is his home
and security
aquasponge, my friend
you just float away so easy
you porous clod
the sea's the place to be
will it make you whimper
the pain you're sure to see
when jellyfish cling to your rear
and sting repeatedly
so you snatch them right in your vast net
when they come swimmin' 'round
and for hours, you'll squeeze jelly from those things
squidward acts cold
an old squid, sad and lonely
late at night
a clarinet he blows
sounds pretty bad
but he tends to think he's rockin'
he looks just like a frog
but with ten feet
in his abode
with gary, all alone
pineapple is his home
and security
aquasponge, my friend
you just float away so easy
you porous clod
the sea's the place to be
(ukelele solo)
aquasponge, my friend
you just float away so easy
you porous clod
the sea's the place to be
smellin' like the sea's stench
eyein' jellyfish with bad intent
bubbles goin' up his nose
ocean creature wearin' human clothes
hey aquasponge
down here, life is so fun
laughin' cause his sidekick patrick's dumb
hey aquasponge
sneezin' in the cold muck
servin' up krabby patties for a buck
hey aquasponge
whoa-oh-oh...aquasponge
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Shouldn't this one have been authored by SpongeAl Parkpants? ;-)
hmmmm...i may have to start using a third name...thanks for the vote, merry
This parody is weird (meant as a compliment).
Cute! 555
thanks folks
How'd you pull off sounding refined while dealing with this particular cartoon? (I'm not sure if that's a complement or not) Good Job on this.
I got a real kick out of this one. I am a big Tull fan. I have been for 35 years. And Spongebob is one of the more enjoyable cartoons I watch with my girls (ok, I watch it by myself sometimes too). You really brought the two together with style. This is truly an outstanding job. The only problem is you set the bar so high with this effort, that like Aqualung is to Tull, this may be your most enduring piece. Thanks for the laughs.
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