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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"

Original Song Title:

"Mother Goose"

Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

This Is A Story About The Name Green Bloodied Hound Dogs.
As I Did Walk By A Pennsylvania Fair
I Came Upon Amiright-- So I Wrote At Night
I Was Writing
And A Former Bandmate Said To Me--
Was It Really True You Are Green Bloodied Hound Dogs
On Amiright

Walked Down By The Swimming Pool
To Try And See Some Girls
Saw At Least 200 Schoolgirls Sobbing
Into Mini Vans As One
I Don't Believe They Knew
I Was A Parody Author

And A Teenage Lady Said To Me--
If You Start Your Parodies And Your Nickname
You'll Be Jessy
And Then The Chicken Dance Came To Play
When My Pants Split (And My Candles Lit
It Was A Messy)

Insulted Down By The Name Green
I Popped 'Em In The Dog Cage
Four To Twenty Names Were Appearing
Writing Some More Parodies
I Don't Believe They Knew
That I Was Jessy Leppert

Saw Amiright Website Make It's Debut
On My Gateway Mac (Which I Won't Give Back)
Got It From A Sales Man

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Judge judy - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Try counting syllables in each original line to correct your constant pacing mistakes.
Psychic David - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, but this does not work on any level, as Judge Judy says, at least get the number of sylllables right!

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