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Song Parodies -> "Heave-Ho In The White Bowl"

Original Song Title:

"Bungle In The Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Heave-Ho In The White Bowl"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

The link at the bottom of the website located at the following URL takes you to a Jethro Tull page with a free sample of "Bungle In The Jungle": http://www.allbutforgottenoldies.net/brother-louie.html
Bonging a forest
Of thai sticks, such fine weed
Now I've got munchies
Some snacking food I need
Open the cupboard door
Grab everything, hey!
I'm going nuts - eating like six ways from Sunday!
Stuffing my face like
A starving piranha!
Giv-ing myself stom-ach
Distention and trau-ma!

So it's
Heave-ho,
In the white bowl!
Well, that's all right, by me! ( Yes! )
I'm so loaded,
That I'm laughing!
(So) I just watch as the show proceeds!

Stomach's now empty,
I go back to my bong!
Fill the bowl back up
With lots of hashish from Hong Kong!
Then I light that thing -
And I get even higher!
Here come the munchies -
Eat rubber tires!
Linoleum nachos -
I'm flossing with pliers!
I'm feeling electrical, I -
Chew live wires!

Then it's
Heave-ho,
In the white bowl!
Well, that's all right, by me! ( Yes! )
Barfing floor tiles,
And some sheet-rock!
(And) Blowing chunks made of plasticene!

( jungle flute instrumental )

Like Ancient Romans I puked all my guts clean!
And now magic mushrooms, I eat with some ice -
- cream! The munchies return,
And I'm starving again!
Yes, I'm carving-up car-seats,
To chow what's within!
I'm eating upholst'ry,
It's being consumed!
And coolant I'm swilling -
I'm high on the fumes!

And then
Heave-ho,
In the white bowl!
I'm high as I - can be! ( Yes! )
Spewin' spark plugs,
Broken light bulbs,
(Some) Doggy-doo - and Ben Affleck's teeth!

Yeah it's
Heave-ho,
In the white bowl!
Well, I'm trip-pin' - hee-hee! ( Yes! )
Hurlin' hot dogs,
Kitty lit-ter,
(And) Golden chains - from ol' Mr. T !

Well it's
Heave-ho,
In the white bowl!
Wow, the colors - I see! ( Yeah!! )
Pukin' parsnips,
Pickled bull balls,
(And) Underwear - with Madonna's pee!

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Jan Unwin - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You are too funny. "Linoleum nachos....flossing with pliers." Your mind works in mysterious ways. All fives from me.
Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jan! Linoleum nachos are yummy with Spic-and-Span-Salsa.
Adagio - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Weird...and had me laughing! There are too many good lines to pull one out, except...I did get a pretty strong visual when you said you were trippin' at the bowl and hee hee. 5's Did I say that I loved it? :D
Phil Alexander - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd watch out for the knock at the door, Johnny... the men in white coats are sure to be around soon ;-) There's some wickedly funny lines, too.
Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio - weirdness was my goofy goal when I wrote lines about the bowl !
Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you very much, Philbo - you keep a look-out for me, and I'll keep a look-out for you! ;-D
Jan Unwin - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, you floor me. How about linoleum nachos with melted floor wax? Deluxe nachos would be made of no-wax vinyl.
Arwen - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, Johnny...IDKTOS...I'm sure it's fabulous, though!
Bob Gomez - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome job, JD. You did more with a one-joke song than most people do in about five songs. d;:^)
Paul Robinson - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - I can only stand aside in admiration as you retch up still another post-culinary masterpuke-piece (chunk?). As I was reading my mind was hopping ahead wondering if you would truly nose-dive into the cat-box and scarf up some kitty-litter. Oh, me of little faith, eh? But, I was somewhat disappointed that you failed to wash it down with a "yellow-snow slurpee" or something in that stained vein. Still, these are mere "quibbles & bits", like criticizing the parseley garnish positioning of a true 5-star meal. I have to go cleanse my palette now with some paint-thinner before I even think about eating lunch. I know how I'll lose back the few pounds I've picked up while on vacation; just come over here and read about a half-dozen of your parodies before each meal.
Jack Wilson - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff, Johnny, even though IDKTOS
Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen, Bob, Paul and Jack!

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