Doctor what have you done?
Just came in here for migraines, for migraines
Made a mistake with those charts
You didn't help me with my pains, with my pains
It was my head that caused me pain, I needed surgery
It was my rod you cut instead, you sliced me where I pee

Found out about it myself, when I went to take a leak
Unzipped my trousers and I screamed,
I look like some sort of freak, some sort of freak
And my ol' manhood was shorter now, four inches, maybe five
Please sew it back, I beg of you, did the severed part survive?

It's a scary image, yes indeed
It's a very nasty trick (I've just been fixed)
I'd like to see the doctor tied and beat and hung
And have someone take his prick (cut off his d**k)
Just throw him in prison cell, that no-good surgeon quack
He'll be praying by next Thursday that my penis will grow back