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Song Parodies -> "My Rod"

Original Song Title:

"My God"

Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"My Rod"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Someone mentioned we needed more Jethro Tull parodies on this site. Here's my humble contribution.
Doctor what have you done?
Just came in here for migraines, for migraines
Made a mistake with those charts
You didn't help me with my pains, with my pains
It was my head that caused me pain, I needed surgery
It was my rod you cut instead, you sliced me where I pee

Found out about it myself, when I went to take a leak
Unzipped my trousers and I screamed,
I look like some sort of freak, some sort of freak
And my ol' manhood was shorter now, four inches, maybe five
Please sew it back, I beg of you, did the severed part survive?

It's a scary image, yes indeed
It's a very nasty trick (I've just been fixed)
I'd like to see the doctor tied and beat and hung
And have someone take his prick (cut off his d**k)
Just throw him in prison cell, that no-good surgeon quack
He'll be praying by next Thursday that my penis will grow back

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Rick D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ouch! I know we're having to fill a Tull order here. Similar theme at
Paul Robinson - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Karlando - Not funny in the "ha-ha" funny sense, but my funny "bone" (sorry) extends beyond that definition. So I'm going to send you all prosthetic "fives" here (can't spare any off the original) and hope you can attach one of them to what's left. Keep plugging, no Tulling what might come of it...
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, that joke flute right over my head.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I Thought This Was About The Price Is Right.

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