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Song Parodies -> "AquaSpears (Britney Spears Is A Female Man, Meaning She Is A Chick)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"AquaSpears (Britney Spears Is A Female Man, Meaning She Is A Chick)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I have longed to spoof Aqualung about Britney's gender. And here is the result.
She is a female, man
Dissing this big star wasn't my intent
List'nin' to her CDs
Songs like "Cinderella's got to go"
Britney Spears is fu-un
She's not a girl not yet a woman
That guy who sang "Disco Duck"
Had a radio station that played hits like "....Broken Heart" and "Lucky"

Sun streaking cold
an old man didn't write "Lonely" (Except maybe Josh, Brian, or Rodney)
Taking time off
And only Britney knows what the future has in store
Heart hurting bad
In Crossrads you kinda saw her rear-end
Aykroyd was in her flick
Lots of stars she meets

Her song "Lonely"
Sampled "Brick in the Wall"
Not a girl, not yet a woman
Named Britney
AquaSpears, my parody
Wasn't started very easily
I love her song, "That's Where You Take Me"

Do you still remember
December 2, '81
Those ZZ Top guys had real long beards that
Very same decade
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
Britney's birthday is after Eric Bloom's
Afterwards, a madman with a diary

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Pacing: 1.7
How Funny: 1.7
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 22

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Princess Ana - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Britney-bash parodies are getting old, but anyway... This one doesn't flow very well. Try singing it to yourself to make sure the stress of syllabels matches.

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