-> "Enterprise Superstars: Deranged, Logic Defying"
Original Song Title:
"Strange Thing Mystifying"
Parody Song Title:
"Enterprise Superstars: Deranged, Logic Defying"
The Lyrics
NUMBER ONE
It seems to be deranged, logic defying,
That vermin like him can tend the bar that's here on Deep Space Nine.
QUARK
Hey, pay up, man.
NUMBER ONE
Yes, I can understand that he amuses,
But to let him gyp us, rip us off, that's really out of line.
It seems he tries to augment his possessions,
And he doesn't fit in well with Starfleet's high ideals.
It doesn't help us that he's so insistent.
He only needs a small excuse to go back on his deals!
QUARK
Who are you to castigate me?
Who are you to berate me?
Leave here, leave here, better go, now!
Leave here, leave here, end of show, now!
If you have paid up, then let's make a deal,
If you have coughed up, then let's have a meal.
I'm amazed that Number One can make himself a stubborn ass
There is not a man on this ship who ever gives me that kind of sass!
NUMBER ONE AND DATA
Ferengi!
You're such a scum!
Ferengi!
You're such a scum!
Ferengi!
You're such a scum!
Ferengi!
You're such a scum!
QUARK
How can you say that?
How can you think that?
How can you say that?
How can you think that?
NUMBER ONE
Just watch, you're such a scum!
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