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Song Parodies -> "When You Feel Your Body's Breakin'"

Original Song Title:

"If You Feel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"When You Feel Your Body's Breakin'"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

This OS is off the excellent "Crown of Creation" album the 'Airplane released in 1970. My parody? Well, it's about some of the Health problems folks may face as they get older...yeah...it's a little on the grim side. But the OS really is an up-beat piece that's quick and a lot of fun.
[instrumental intro]

Always seems my rear end's aching
Yes, it hurts; my rear end

Ache in my ass-end
It aches, my ass-end
sure aches, my ass-end

If your teeth hurt and you're squalling
you will soon be whining
soon you'll be whining
in pain that's grinding
find it grinding

If you feel your guts quaking
if your guts are frying
there's no denying
your health is sliding
sliding - fright'ning

You're down
You're way past prime
you know
Look down
can't see your toes
where are my toes?

[instrumental break]

Everything about you's aching
you are a disaster
Major disaster
non-working bladder (tattered)
Got GIRD (yassir)
can't turd (cancer)
Last words...
Last words...
Last words...
Last words...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Adagio - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Doesn't leave a whole lot to look forward to, huh? I'm DKTOS on this one, but I know your pacing, so I gave you 5's. Ain't I sweet to give you credit on something you do perfectly anyway?
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
gee, i wish i felt that GOOD...great job here, pal
TJc - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent... and proves you're an `old' pro!
Ravyn Rant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Where are my toes?" Love TOS, love the parody.
Lionel Mertens - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice release. 5's
Paul Robinson - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Apologies for my late acknowledgements, folks...would you believe...my body was just SOOOO sore after playing basketball Thursday night...I was scheduled off Friday, was gonna come in for a few things...but when I woke up I just groaned and said "No freakin' way..." So it was one of the "old-age" things...just like in my parody...lol...Thanks to all for stopping into this old folks home ~ ~ ~

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