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Song Parodies -> "Thees Ees No Joke; Damn Moose & Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"Share A Little Joke"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Thees Ees No Joke; Damn Moose & Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

More misadventures and "foiyelled" plots for sub-standard spy Boris Badanov and his lady friend and colleague, Natasha Nogoodnikand of course, I beg your indulgence with my phoneticized phony Russian accent of "Boreese"...ees much more fun when you do eet that way ~ ~ ~
[instrumental intro]

Heard Natasha say to mee
"How can vee vin?"
Well, I just frown

I said "Who knows? Not mee
Stupeed Moose and Squirrel
Always ween, somehow"
Fearless Leader made thees clear, though
Now hees words reeng at mee, haunting
"Don't you screw up no more
'Cause that weel make mee sore"
Thees ees no joke; Moose and Squirrel
Damn Squirrel confounds, OOH!
Always weeth that Stupeed Moose

[instrumental break]

I don't know how to
Get us out of thees jam
Can't theenk of another
Good plot wee can try
We've tried but we're mired
Wee fail now; we're fired
Bee smart or wee may find ourselves on trial


[instrumental break]

I theenk now wee are sunk
No joke; beeg trouble – ees no fun
Chief was not joking
And that means wee are screwed
I can just hear heem
"Vat kind of ass are you?"
Then wee are through
All because of damn Moose and Squirrel
Damn squirrel confounds, OOH!
Always keeking our caboose.

[instrumentals out to Fade]

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alvin rhodes - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
eez goodunuv
Spoof-Man - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree, totally!!
Kristof Robertson - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, you sure are cycling on the fringes now, Paul! Loved Rocky and Bullwinkle when I was a kid...and vaguely remembered the JA track...and I loved your accent! 555
Adagio - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahh! Zee poor pathos ov Boris und Natasha...hehe 5's
Stuart McArthur - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
they were such a lovely well-matched couple, even when their cabooses weren't being keeked - lol - 555
Paul Robinson - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, Spoof-Man, Kristof, Adagio, Stuart - Thanks! Sorry for the late acknowledgement - didn't have any InterNet access after Thursday afternoon until now.

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