[instrumental intro]

Heard Natasha say to mee
"How can vee vin?"
Well, I just frown

I said "Who knows? Not mee
Stupeed Moose and Squirrel
Always ween, somehow"
Fearless Leader made thees clear, though
Now hees words reeng at mee, haunting
"Don't you screw up no more
'Cause that weel make mee sore"
Thees ees no joke; Moose and Squirrel
Damn Squirrel confounds, OOH!
Always weeth that Stupeed Moose

[instrumental break]

I don't know how to
Get us out of thees jam
Can't theenk of another
Good plot wee can try
We've tried but we're mired
Wee fail now; we're fired
Bee smart or wee may find ourselves on trial

OY VEY!

[instrumental break]

I theenk now wee are sunk
No joke; beeg trouble – ees no fun
Chief was not joking
And that means wee are screwed
I can just hear heem
"Vat kind of ass are you?"
Then wee are through
All because of damn Moose and Squirrel
Damn squirrel confounds, OOH!
Always keeking our caboose.

[instrumentals out to Fade]