-> "Fat From Greasy Junk Foods"
Original Song Title:
"Greasy Heart" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fat From Greasy Junk Foods"
Lately, I am fasting; husband asks me, "How come"
I have gotten too wide; I am too damn plump
I have gotten way too big; being fat annoys
Lately eating too much fried and oh-so-fattening food
Lips smack upon the sight then I begin to drool
Creamy sauces that taste great - I just can't wait
Salad dressing poured on high; that's no way to lose that weight
Fat you'll remain, lady, you won't lose no weight
Because you just ate some spare ribs, you devoured them like a pig
You chug-a-lugged your soft drink; got a hot dog on a stick
You cannot pass up pastries; your resistance is low
You're getting big now as a cow; hope your fat-ass don't show
You won't lose weight that way; there's no way you can
"Cause you enjoy your mayonnaise-dip; got potato chips in hand
Tub-fulls of butter; and sweet fruit jam
Know that stuff clogs-up your heart; eat all that you can
You won't lose weight that way; and now you're eating spam
You won't lose weight that way; try some of this lamb
Your weight; it now inspires "hog" calls
You do not fit in toilet stalls
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