"Floss 'em" says the dentist every day
Lately, it's a nuisance
Floss 'em or there will be hell to pay
Seems my teeth are rotten
Brush that plaque away

Send some toothpaste down my gob
Excuses all seem so lame
I just got told I'd have to have them capped
It's such a shame

Floss 'em while I have some left behind
Stop that tooth decaying
Floss 'em, for at night I always grind
And bills I'll be paying
Take these pains away

Send some toothpaste down my gums
Excuses all seem so lame
I just got told I'd have to have them scrapped
It's such a shame

Floss 'em smile real big out here today
For they cost a fortune
Floss 'em now that I am old and gray
Keep 'em in my pocket
Put them in each day