-> "Mad Vaginas In a Play"
Original Song Title:
"Carolina On My Mind"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mad Vaginas In a Play"
The Lyrics
Saw a play, those monologing "ginas
Had to go hear complaining
All about menstruating
Wasn't too many men that day
Some couldn't get away
So they heard pissed-off vaginas in a play
Karen, she's the angry one, you best keep away, she'll bite it off
Watch her rip those men for fun
An angry bear would hurt you less
I'm bleeding, ain't I?
I have to hear those "ginas moan all day
They sure do pout, glad they're not mine
They love to put this gender down
Sure makes limp what was once pine
And hey babe, I'm not a liar
I'm crying, ain't I?
I'm hearing muffled whining in a play
At a play, those monologing "ginas
Had to go hear some nations
Still perform mutilations
Wasn't too many men that day
Some couldn't get away
So they heard ticked-off vaginas in a play
Dark and silent we all sat
But boy, were those gals hollering and clapping
Hard to watch, I held my crotch
It was a notch below the show called "Nanny" "Nanny"
Had to hear those "ginas get their way
With a bunch of guys I headed for the bathroom
Noticed there was something wrong in there
Saw a baby-changing table by the towel rack
There must mistake be
Brought it up and
Got beat up by monologing "ginas
Had to go voice opinion
In an XX dominion
Wasn't too very smart that day
I couldn't get away
When I pissed off those vaginas there that day
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