Song Parodies -> Doctor My Ass
| Original Song Title: | "Doctor My Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Jackson Brown |
| Parody Song Title: | "Doctor My Ass" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
This is a cheerful optomistic ditty about things not being ass bad as you think.....
Doctor my ass has felt the cream
And your tools that made me scream
From the prying
As you pressed my prostate gland
I have done what you prescribed
Quit the drink I once imbibed
Am I dying?
You must help me make a stand
Doctor my ass
Tell me why it's sore
Like broken glass
Help me fix the old back door
As I've gurneyed through this ward
That my health plan could afford
I've been waiting for your medical advice
People die here every day
If this happens I won't pay so please just cure me
Please don't make me ask you twice
Doctor my ass
You say it's just a 'roid?
Can fix it fast?
Just with some minor surgery?
(Operation solo)
Doctor my ass
Now is feeling fine
Now I can pass
I now have learned I won't die
And your tools that made me scream
From the prying
As you pressed my prostate gland
I have done what you prescribed
Quit the drink I once imbibed
Am I dying?
You must help me make a stand
Doctor my ass
Tell me why it's sore
Like broken glass
Help me fix the old back door
As I've gurneyed through this ward
That my health plan could afford
I've been waiting for your medical advice
People die here every day
If this happens I won't pay so please just cure me
Please don't make me ask you twice
Doctor my ass
You say it's just a 'roid?
Can fix it fast?
Just with some minor surgery?
(Operation solo)
Doctor my ass
Now is feeling fine
Now I can pass
I now have learned I won't die
Yow!
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Rick, I think Amiright needs a Department of Proctological Parodies.......... and I nominate you for Department Chair. 555 mg of Versed and you won't remember a thing.......
Nice to see you're getting behind in your work.
a painful subject...but a good parody....5s
555 for "I have gurneyed through this ward". ;D
Rick, it's pretty funny
Was this inspired by a misheard lyric? ;-D
Well paced, but not very funny or original.
Thanks mac. I agree. I'll try harder next time. And Merry, no, I always felt like singing this way on purpose when I was forced to hear it.
OWWIE!! Good Job! More yellow lines under the >words
Rick - Gee, I dunno...I thought this was a pretty "tight" parody. Maybe it's not the most grand but it looks big enough to handle some "fives".
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