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Song Parodies -> "What My Bod Needs Now is Dove"

Original Song Title:

"What the World Needs Now is Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackie DeShannon

Parody Song Title:

"What My Bod Needs Now is Dove"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

What my bod needs now is Dove, sweet Dove
That’s because the septic tank I’m in the middle of
What my bod needs now is Dove, Sweet Dove
No, not just a bar, but a hefty ton

Lord, it was sprayin’ like a fountain
There were backups in plumbing enough to climb
There were yellow-stained rivers to wide to cross
Enough backup to fill up a mine

What my bod needs now is Dove, sweet Dove
That’s because the septic tank I’m in the piddle of
What my bod needs now is Dove, Sweet Dove
No, not just a bar, but a hefty ton

Lord, I could use another backhoe
For this shovel and sump pump won’t make it go
These are labors that neighbors say “it ain’t mine!”
I’m sinkin’ in, and I’m dyin’ slow

What my bod needs now is Dove, sweet Dove
That’s because the septic tank I’m in the riddle of
What my bod needs now is Dove, Sweet Dove
No, not just a bar, but a hefty ton



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John Lomain - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Got some laughs from this one
Dreaded Mom - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Finally, a guy who values cleanliness. Eww. Don't forget behind the ears.
Invisible Boy - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
If it's yellow...let it mellow
If it's brown...flush it down
Thank goodness for "city sewerage"
Rick D - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
A guy at work was telling us all how he really fell in his septic tank. My reply was "So for once, the s*** was full of you" Big laughs ensued

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