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Song Parodies -> "What My Bod Needs Now is Dove"
Original Song Title:
"What the World Needs Now is Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jackie DeShannon
Parody Song Title:
"What My Bod Needs Now is Dove"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
What my bod needs now is Dove, sweet Dove
That’s because the septic tank I’m in the middle of
What my bod needs now is Dove, Sweet Dove
No, not just a bar, but a hefty ton
Lord, it was sprayin’ like a fountain
There were backups in plumbing enough to climb
There were yellow-stained rivers to wide to cross
Enough backup to fill up a mine
What my bod needs now is Dove, sweet Dove
That’s because the septic tank I’m in the piddle of
What my bod needs now is Dove, Sweet Dove
No, not just a bar, but a hefty ton
Lord, I could use another backhoe
For this shovel and sump pump won’t make it go
These are labors that neighbors say “it ain’t mine!”
I’m sinkin’ in, and I’m dyin’ slow
What my bod needs now is Dove, sweet Dove
That’s because the septic tank I’m in the riddle of
What my bod needs now is Dove, Sweet Dove
No, not just a bar, but a hefty ton
That’s because the septic tank I’m in the middle of
What my bod needs now is Dove, Sweet Dove
No, not just a bar, but a hefty ton
Lord, it was sprayin’ like a fountain
There were backups in plumbing enough to climb
There were yellow-stained rivers to wide to cross
Enough backup to fill up a mine
What my bod needs now is Dove, sweet Dove
That’s because the septic tank I’m in the piddle of
What my bod needs now is Dove, Sweet Dove
No, not just a bar, but a hefty ton
Lord, I could use another backhoe
For this shovel and sump pump won’t make it go
These are labors that neighbors say “it ain’t mine!”
I’m sinkin’ in, and I’m dyin’ slow
What my bod needs now is Dove, sweet Dove
That’s because the septic tank I’m in the riddle of
What my bod needs now is Dove, Sweet Dove
No, not just a bar, but a hefty ton
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Got some laughs from this one
Finally, a guy who values cleanliness. Eww. Don't forget behind the ears.
If it's yellow...let it mellow
If it's brown...flush it down
Thank goodness for "city sewerage"
If it's brown...flush it down
Thank goodness for "city sewerage"
A guy at work was telling us all how he really fell in his septic tank. My reply was "So for once, the s*** was full of you" Big laughs ensued
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