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Song Parodies -> "Hit Them with My Hockey Stick"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick"

Original Performer:

Ian Dury & the Blockheads

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Them with My Hockey Stick"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

If you do not know the OS, a low bit-rate MP3 can be found here
Dig that anthem, it's so grand
Over heart I hold my hand
My game plan is rather bland
Smash their teeth in, stick in hand...

Hit them with my hockey stick
Hit them! Hit them!
Je t'adore, to maim in French!
Battez! Battez! Battez!
Hit them with my hockey stick
Check 'em slowly, rough 'em quick
Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!

Face mask I, will now forego
I have been scarred down below
Been laid low, and bruises glow
Try to dodge me - I'm gung ho...

Stuck them with my hockey stick
Stuck them! Stuck them!
Jab their guts! They up sh*it creek!
Puck them! Puck them! Puck them!
Hit them with my hockey stick
N.H.L. breeds lunatics
Smack them! Smack them! Smack them!

Whack them! Whack them! Whack!

In the rink I glide away
Having smote to loud hoorays!
Crunch some knees, small penalties
Trigger spills, and crowd I please

Hit them with my hockey stick
Hit them! Hit them!
Skating past, mmm! Just a flick...
Smite them! Smite them! Smite them!
Hit them with my hockey stick
Love this Maple Leafy clique...
Strike them! Strike them! Strike them!

Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!
Block them!
Knock them!
Punch them! Ow!
Beat them!
Slap them!
Rap them! Rap them!
Trip them (x5)
Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!

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mandamoo - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
A favourite OS ! Never got into hockey at school - all the aggro kids played ! :O Good job !!!
AFW - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You combine humor and violence in a very entertaining style
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"Been laid low, and bruises glow" as a huge hockey fan, I had to chime in on this one. . .

Don't know if it matters, but I am listening to the Blues games at night, excited that they have gone from being the worst team to being a contender--I live in Tampa, and they are doing well too. . .The fighting has dipped a lot in the NHL, but it's still hugely exciting to me.
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i went to a hockey game and a parody broke out...this is one of the most entertaining hockey songs i've seen
Michael Pacholek - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Love hockey parodies, submitted one myself that's up today. But "Maple Leafy clique"? Don't you want to win a Stanley Cup every so often? Or even once in 40 years?
Ravyn Rant - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Puckin' brilliant! My fave of the day. 555
Phil Alexander - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Do I detect a certain "Puckish" glee, here :-) (incidentally, I went to the same school as Ian Dury, only a few years later. Small world)
Midas - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice Power Play! 5's
karen - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
at last a hobbit parody to a song I know well! Good stuff
crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You scored a goal on this one.
Finance Frenzy - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
This was great - lucky my boss was more than a rulers thength away after I read this one or he would have been a puck for sure.

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