-> "Hit Them with My Hockey Stick"
Original Song Title:
"Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick"
Parody Song Title:
"Hit Them with My Hockey Stick"
The Lyrics
Dig that anthem, it's so grand
Over heart I hold my hand
My game plan is rather bland
Smash their teeth in, stick in hand...
Hit them with my hockey stick
Hit them! Hit them!
Je t'adore, to maim in French!
Battez! Battez! Battez!
Hit them with my hockey stick
Check 'em slowly, rough 'em quick
Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!
Face mask I, will now forego
I have been scarred down below
Been laid low, and bruises glow
Try to dodge me - I'm gung ho...
Stuck them with my hockey stick
Stuck them! Stuck them!
Jab their guts! They up sh*it creek!
Puck them! Puck them! Puck them!
Hit them with my hockey stick
N.H.L. breeds lunatics
Smack them! Smack them! Smack them!
Whack them! Whack them! Whack!
In the rink I glide away
Having smote to loud hoorays!
Crunch some knees, small penalties
Trigger spills, and crowd I please
Hit them with my hockey stick
Hit them! Hit them!
Skating past, mmm! Just a flick...
Smite them! Smite them! Smite them!
Hit them with my hockey stick
Love this Maple Leafy clique...
Strike them! Strike them! Strike them!
Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!
Block them!
Knock them!
Punch them! Ow!
Beat them!
Slap them!
Rap them! Rap them!
Trip them (x5)
Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!
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