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Song Parodies -> "Get Off the Boat"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Rock the Boat"

Original Performer:

Hues Corporation

Parody Song Title:

"Get Off the Boat"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

So I'd like to push you into the ocean
Yeah I'd like to push you into the ocean

Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boat, 'fore I throw you over
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boh..oh..oh..oat

Ever since this hellish cruise began
I just can't shake you, you're so annoying man
And it seems no place is safe, you're following me
Each corner I go around you are with me constantly

I'm feeling sick, but not from the motion
Gotta say I'm not too keen on all your stalker devotion

So I'd like to push you into the ocean
Yeah I'd like to push you into the ocean

Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boat, 'fore I throw you over
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boh..oh..oh..oat

Bothers me that your first name is Norm
And I'm creeping out from your offers to keep me warm
Can't believe that I agreed to say "I do"
Yeah, I'm really wishing my dear, I hadn't married you

"I'll marry rich," I thought--what a notion
But I already want you to choke on suntanning lotion

And I'd like to push you into the ocean
Yeah I'd like to push you into the ocean

Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boat, 'fore I throw you over
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boh..oh..oh..oat

(repeat to fade)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Leo Jay - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hah! I love the twist that it's a honeymoon cruise, and that's it's her hubby that she's speaking to. Great OS.
alvin rhodes - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
poor arwen...constantly stalked on land AND sea...5s
Serafina - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi there Arwen! Haven't heard the original in a long time, but I do like this parody. It may not have been as humorous as some of your other stuff; however, it has a nice twist to it. :) I vote 5s for the effort and creativity.

Have a nice day! =)
Rick C - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I've always hated the OS but, not your parody...555
AFW - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good navigation, here...floating fives
Arwen - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Leo...=) I'd originally started writing it straight..."ever since our honeymoon began..." but decided I'd insert a little surprise...I'm glad you appreciated it. Thanks!

alvin...it's a hard life that I live...I'll admit it...=) Thanks!

Serafina...thank you!

Rick...we might have been in a little bit of a fight, as the OS has always been a guilty pleasure of mine...but I will forgive you, considering your kind words about my parody...=)

AFW...thanks a ton!
John Barry - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice twist. 5s
John Lomain - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This was a nice catchy parody.
Stuart McArthur - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
now there's a perfectly-paced line: "But I already want you to choke on suntanning lotion" - this actually should've been the OS, Arwen, the words fit so well - 555
Arwen - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to John and John and Stuart...=)
Ashkicksass - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Swimmingly funny!
Arwen - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Sugar!!

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