Song Parodies -> Get Off the Boat
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Rock the Boat" |
| Original Performer: | Hues Corporation |
| Parody Song Title: | "Get Off the Boat" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
So I'd like to push you into the ocean
Yeah I'd like to push you into the ocean
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boat, 'fore I throw you over
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boh..oh..oh..oat
Ever since this hellish cruise began
I just can't shake you, you're so annoying man
And it seems no place is safe, you're following me
Each corner I go around you are with me constantly
I'm feeling sick, but not from the motion
Gotta say I'm not too keen on all your stalker devotion
So I'd like to push you into the ocean
Yeah I'd like to push you into the ocean
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boat, 'fore I throw you over
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boh..oh..oh..oat
Bothers me that your first name is Norm
And I'm creeping out from your offers to keep me warm
Can't believe that I agreed to say "I do"
Yeah, I'm really wishing my dear, I hadn't married you
"I'll marry rich," I thought--what a notion
But I already want you to choke on suntanning lotion
And I'd like to push you into the ocean
Yeah I'd like to push you into the ocean
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boat, 'fore I throw you over
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boh..oh..oh..oat
(repeat to fade)
Yeah I'd like to push you into the ocean
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boat, 'fore I throw you over
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boh..oh..oh..oat
Ever since this hellish cruise began
I just can't shake you, you're so annoying man
And it seems no place is safe, you're following me
Each corner I go around you are with me constantly
I'm feeling sick, but not from the motion
Gotta say I'm not too keen on all your stalker devotion
So I'd like to push you into the ocean
Yeah I'd like to push you into the ocean
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boat, 'fore I throw you over
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boh..oh..oh..oat
Bothers me that your first name is Norm
And I'm creeping out from your offers to keep me warm
Can't believe that I agreed to say "I do"
Yeah, I'm really wishing my dear, I hadn't married you
"I'll marry rich," I thought--what a notion
But I already want you to choke on suntanning lotion
And I'd like to push you into the ocean
Yeah I'd like to push you into the ocean
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boat, 'fore I throw you over
Get off the boat, get off the boat, baby
Off the boh..oh..oh..oat
(repeat to fade)
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Hah! I love the twist that it's a honeymoon cruise, and that's it's her hubby that she's speaking to. Great OS.
poor arwen...constantly stalked on land AND sea...5s
Hi there Arwen! Haven't heard the original in a long time, but I do like this parody. It may not have been as humorous as some of your other stuff; however, it has a nice twist to it. :) I vote 5s for the effort and creativity.
Have a nice day! =)
Have a nice day! =)
I've always hated the OS but, not your parody...555
Good navigation, here...floating fives
Leo...=) I'd originally started writing it straight..."ever since our honeymoon began..." but decided I'd insert a little surprise...I'm glad you appreciated it. Thanks!
alvin...it's a hard life that I live...I'll admit it...=) Thanks!
Serafina...thank you!
Rick...we might have been in a little bit of a fight, as the OS has always been a guilty pleasure of mine...but I will forgive you, considering your kind words about my parody...=)
AFW...thanks a ton!
alvin...it's a hard life that I live...I'll admit it...=) Thanks!
Serafina...thank you!
Rick...we might have been in a little bit of a fight, as the OS has always been a guilty pleasure of mine...but I will forgive you, considering your kind words about my parody...=)
AFW...thanks a ton!
Nice twist. 5s
This was a nice catchy parody.
now there's a perfectly-paced line: "But I already want you to choke on suntanning lotion" - this actually should've been the OS, Arwen, the words fit so well - 555
Thanks to John and John and Stuart...=)
Swimmingly funny!
Thanks, Sugar!!
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