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Song Parodies -> "Canons"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Henry Gross

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

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Monastery's Divine
Office is required at prime
Till then no chow can begin in frater
And as they go through the day
Remember the Hours that way
From Pope to the humblest of lay brothers

Canons are songs
Or prayers; those wafting chants they be
Benedicts love to hymn away
They be illuminating manuscriptery
'Tween sext and nones they work so hard

Dawn of day, time for matins
Sing Mass prep'ration again
In case some sleeping adjust to whispers
At nine-ish the terce shall apply
And compline about beddy-bye
Lauds in the morn; in evening: vespers

Canons are songs
Or prayers; those wafting chants lovely
'Til Cramner banned those tunes away
Sadly supplantin' Latin of the brev'ary
With that ol' English Evensong
With that ol' English Evensong...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
scribed divinely
John Barry - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
As long as it ain't Pachelbel. Très belle.
Rex - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I ate at a Pachelbel in Germany once. Made me toot like a Canon. Enjoyed this!
Meriadoc - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought Pachelbel was a fast food joint in Jersey... :-P
mandamoo - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you M&P ! I will never have to worry about that poor little doggy anymore ! :P

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