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Song Parodies -> "We Are Lemmings"

Original Song Title:

"I am Woman"

Original Performer:

Helen Reddy

Parody Song Title:

"We Are Lemmings"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

We are lemmings, frost adore
On tundra we breed many more
And our lives are such, you cannot comprehend
Now we're hardy herbivores
So we've been growing incis-ors
Though it won't be long until we meet our end

No, we're not mice
But we're rodents all the same (yo!)
Yes we play in ice
But look, we don't complain
We're not halfwits, we are not silly things
We are throngs (throngs)
We're not invisible (invisible)
We are lemmings!

You'll offend and make me shaky
"It's still winter? Please don't wake me!"
We're inhabitin' in chiefly tunnelled holes
Propagatin' 'neath the norther
Borealis-y aurora
And it's often we're mistaken for the voles

Yes, we are white
(But in winters only, framed) (woah)
Yes we take a flight
When we're too densely claimed
Arctic hassle - why do we not have wings?
Rush along! ('long)
We are dispensable (dispensable)
We are lemmings!

We are lemmings watch us go
See us trav'ling floe to floe
As we spread our lemming swarms across the land
But with those damn Eskimo
We avoid them don't ya know
They kill us for to clothe and feed their clan

Woah, our demise
Is a quick plunge down to pain (Nooo!)
Yes, it ain't too wise
(We should have took a plane!)
We are hapless, why weren't we graced with wings?
We all gnaw
We are lemmings
We are lemmings
We aren't a-fjord-able
We've no brawn!
We are lemmings
Actions defensible
We're not wrong
We are lemmings...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 17

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alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
over the top funny...or should that be "over the cliff" ?
Arwen - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Lots of fun! "A-fjord-able" is my new favorite word of the day!
AFW - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess if the world gives you make Lemmingade...At the risk of sounding like someone lacking in knowledge, I must admit I' ve never heard of these, .. very entertaining and humorous job, here
TJC - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
So good--with too many great lines to quote! Concur with Arwen re the top homophonic neologism of the week! One thing... didn't grok "Arvicolinaeble".. was that a dig at Avril Lavigne's lemmingesque fans?
mandamoo - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Another unique theme ! Excellent !
Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderful M and P - the whole third verse was a highlight - this would make a good video - 555
Peregrin - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all :) TJC, the word you asked about is described thusly : "Together with the voles and muskrats, Lemmings make up the subfamily Arvicolinae". No, I didn't know either :)
Meriadoc - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! And I am glad Pip answered TJC's question, so I don't have to type arvincolinae again....ooops!
John H - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Made me feel like a woman again. Excellent work MP3's
wandlimb - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Your knowledge of lemming biology is downright scaaaaary!

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