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Song Parodies -> "I Am Two Men"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Woman"

Original Performer:

Helen Reddy

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Two Men"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

What do you have in a room with 6 Geminis? (fill in own joke answer here)
I am two men, at your door
The number June 6 '54
And I'm just too much of a Doublemint friend
'Cause you can't both "me"s ignore
And knowing me can be a chore
No one's ever gonna count me once again

Oh, those Geminis
There's a curse in being twins
One can be real nice
The other's into sins
If they want to, they can do anything
Right and wrong (wrong)
They're not divisible (divisable)
I am two men

You can bond, but never know me
Cause it's "love me" and then "blow me!"
A divided and sometimes a tortured soul
To unite may be my mission
There's confusion in the fission
For we two cannot agree on any goal

Oh, us Gemini's
There's a curse in being twins
One can be real straight
The other's into gin
If we want to, we can do anything
Right and wrong (wrong)
We're not divisible (divisable)
I am two men

I am two men, con and pro
See me moving, stop and go
As I speak my double talk into your ear
Watch the ocean ebb and flow
And the mood swings high and low
Instead of one, we're two pains in the rear

(stupid chorus again..and again)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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stuart mcarthur - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
bravo, Rick! - stellar stuff - great take on the OS and the pacing was a treat - big 555
Tim Mayfield - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
So here's proof that the zodiac is full of ___. This parody aptly describes John Kerry, but Kerry is a Sagittarius, unless his parents lied about his birthdate...
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I... love... parodies from Rick, laughin' 'til I'm sick, fivin' him again... and TWINS!
carol - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job. Thank you for lighting up my day. 555
Rick D - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This is for me and Johnny D....all four of us.

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