I just don’t have time, as I moan and sigh,
The projects you do, I’d prefer to buy.
With credit cards and cash, and tipping other workers,
Rather splurge at Starbucks, than use coffee perkers.

And to wait till the end, I’ll procastinate awhile,
The last-minute thought, that’s my latest style.
Cause I’m lazier than you,
Lazier than you.
Don’t you know I’m lazy, lazier than you. Oh

My planner’s mostly empty cause others do my job,
I fall asleep at meetings, unlike my best friend Bob.
I take extended lunch breaks, I’m never back on time,
I’m the first to arrive at happy hour, that kegger I will prime.

Well I’m not as productive, as when I was young,
When I worked at the zoo for a little more than dung.
Cause I’m lazier than you,
Lazier than you.
Don’t you know I’m lazy, lazier than you. Oh

Bridge:
A lazy man’s world is a comfortable couch
Whatcha gonna do with an old grumpy grouch?
The lawn’s overgrown, the fences need paint,
High performance, I ain’t.

Ah ah ah ah

Ooooooooo, Lazier than you.
I’m lazier than you.
Don’t you know I’m lazy, lazier than you.

I ate a pillow last night in my dream
Got up to go, quite the errant yellow stream.
You’re the high roller that I never was,
I’m no weekend warrior, I prefer the buzz.

Lazy,
Yeah lazier than you.
Don’t you know I’m lazy, lazier than you, oh
Lazier than you,
Lazier than you,
Don’t you know I’m lazy, lazier than you.

Ah ah ah ah

Lazier than you.
Lazier than you.
Don’t you know I’m lazy, lazier than you.