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Song Parodies -> "Abe Zapruder"

Original Song Title:

"Barracuda"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"Abe Zapruder"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

so he filmed the end
i saw it again...today
i had to turn my head away
he smiled like the sun...then his form reeled
he's nailed...his functions fail

a gunman crouched low in the weeds ?
i bet he was the partner of lee
the scene went down down down down in history
all thanks to...
abe zapruder

back at that time...when he caught his dyin'
we see...it could not have been just lee
it looked all wrong...the evidence, strong
the blame ?....just one name

they said a lone man pulled off the trick
they really wrapped it up so slick
they didn't learn learn learn learn
learn from the pics
ooh....from zapruder

sold me..sold you...commission said
dove down...deep down...found out the truth
yeah...they think they got good reviews...too

match the sights...with all the text
stamp without proving facts
those were earl warren's rules
silly...think we're fooled ?

and as the reel continued to click
the image captured on his flick
just made us burn burn burn burn
burn up till we're sick
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
abraham zapruder




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McKludge - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. That's where you'll find your fives.
alvin - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge
Jason - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Good work. 555
GG-cakes - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, ~GG~ you were so smart upon your mark --- but now I have to let you know you were the one -- Oh, ~GG~ please leave this world today, so that we can proclaim you slayed ~JFK~!
AFW - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Still unsure about the JFK thing...but, very good theory parody..
Guy - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Love your JFK conspiracy theory portfolio of parodies. You've done a lot of these and they are all good. I know i must have mentioned this before but in May of 2004 I was on a business trip to Dallas. My hotel was three blocks from the assassination scene. I got a whole new idea of the thing. If you or anyone ever gets a chance to visit the site it is worth the while. All the TV and news coverage could not even come clse to capturing into a clear mental picture unless you actually visit the site and pay the $10.00 fee to ride the elevator to the 6th store of the book repository. From there any idiot could tell that Oswald had an impossible shot. The shot to the neck could have only came from the railroad track bridge that the road went under about 100 yards ahead. Also very unlikely that the shots came from the grassy knoll. One thing that bugged me was that there are still street vendors selling souveneers to tourists some nealy 45 years after the event. I didn't suppliment any of their incomes.

Again another great write. I really like this JFK series you write about. Keep this up and they are going to kick Lincoln off the five dollar bill and replace him with Kennedy. These JFK writes never get old. Wonderful job here.
Meriadoc - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
555 magic bullets for you.
Ann Hammond - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Dr Music - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Super 5! He's 55 times faster than a speeding bullet, can jump over the tallest building more than 555 times, and is able to lift up boulders that are 5555 times his own size! Congratulations bud, you've just unlocked the secret character the crimefighter Super 5!
alvin - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks jason...thanks GG cakes...lol...thanks AFW....i suspect the public will never know for sure...thanks guy....i would go to that museum in a heartbeat if i ever was in dallas...the subject obviously fascinates me...glad ya enjoyed...thanks merry :)....thanks ann....thanks dr. music...lol
LittleCupCakes - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr Zabruder was not the only home-movie maker of that event; it's through his shrewdness & suspicion of our gov'mnt, that his film survived. We owe Mr ~Z~ a great deal. Thank you, Sir Alvin, for writing on this ~US~ conspiracy of the ages!
alvin - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
thaks littleCupCakes...i couldn't agree more
Dr Music - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I see a career in journalism in store for you Alvin.
alvin - August 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks dr. music

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